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Q: How do you get 20 dead babies into a bath tub?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Q: What is really disgusting?
A: A pile of dead babies.
Q: What is worse than a pile of dead babies?
A: There's a live baby in the middle... eating its way out.
Q:What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camaro?
A:I don't have a Camaro in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
A: You can't eat a train carriage
Q: What's black and brown and red all over?
A: A Rottweiler on a playground.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face.
Q: What's red, bubbly, and makes a scraping noise?
A: A baby in a microwave clawing at the glass.
Q: What's blue, white, and orange and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What's red, orange, white and floats at the top of a pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a scoop of dead baby.
Q:What is the same between a baby and an alarm clock?
A:Throw them against the wall, and they shut up.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to re-tile your roof?
A:Depends on how thinly you slice them.
And my personal favorite . . .
Q: What's slimy, bloody and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
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Q: How do you get 20 dead babies into a bath tub?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Q: What is really disgusting?
A: A pile of dead babies.
Q: What is worse than a pile of dead babies?
A: There's a live baby in the middle... eating its way out.
Q:What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camaro?
A:I don't have a Camaro in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
A: You can't eat a train carriage
Q: What's black and brown and red all over?
A: A Rottweiler on a playground.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face.
Q: What's red, bubbly, and makes a scraping noise?
A: A baby in a microwave clawing at the glass.
Q: What's blue, white, and orange and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What's red, orange, white and floats at the top of a pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a scoop of dead baby.
Q:What is the same between a baby and an alarm clock?
A:Throw them against the wall, and they shut up.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to re-tile your roof?
A:Depends on how thinly you slice them.
And my personal favorite . . .
Q: What's slimy, bloody and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
For more sick humor that's more fun than chewing razor blades, check out http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com
Have a nice day. :)