Stereotype Survey...because I am bored.
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: I'll taste alcohol, but I won't drink excessive amounts.
Do you party a lot?: Nope.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Oh yeah, all the time...nooo...
How often do you use the word "like" in an average hour?: Never really kept track....
Do you skip classes? How often?: I have before. Maybe three times a semester. Not sure.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: I don't have any type of sex...
Do you steal?: I have, because I was a naughty, naughty girl.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: My clothing usually fits me properly.
Do you drool over celebrities?: Literally no. But I do fancy sexy pirates...;)
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I'm eitehr watching the telly, or I am on the blasted digital box.
Do you ever watch the News?: No, my dad is my news updater.
Do you even care about world issues?: If it doesn't directly affect me or anyone I know, then I don't care a whole bunch.
Do you read books often?: When I find one that satisfies me.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Nope...I brought the few failing grades I had up to passing grades. *go me*
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: A few. Not as many or as often as I'd like.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Gross....no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls?: I go to the mall quite often. I don't really enjoy it all that much, because of all the people.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Naw. I get my shallow moments and think a guy is hott, but then I come to my senses.
Do you cuss a lot?: Usually only when I am mad.
Are you desperate to fit in?: I was. Not so much anymore.
Are you intelligent?: According to myself and a few others, I am. To some...I am not.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: I hate lipstick.
Black eyeliner?: I have it. Rarely use it.
Black eyeshadow?: Nope.
Black trenchcoat?: I want a sexy black trench coat....:(
Black boots?: I own a pair, yes. I never wear them, though.
Black fishnets?: I'll pass on the fish nets, yo.
Black nail polish?: Hehehe....I have ghetto black nail polish. Teehee....
Cigarettes?: Cigarettes are part of the Goth stereotype? Hmmm....
Heavy metal music?: Some of the 80's shizz. Not this new "Heavey Metal"...no.
Marilyn Manson?: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...
Kittie?: Meh....
Cradle of Filth?: Pretty good, I suppose.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Frowns are ugly. And angst is no fun.
Do you like to be seen as: I...don't...lable...myself....
Are you an intellectual?: I dunno. Am I?
Horrible home life?: Not anymore.
Hopelessly depressed?: No. But I have my moments of saddness.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Heh....I'd value my life...Thanks. I have had reoccuring dreams where I've killed myself. Not cool at all.
Self-mutilation?: Heh....no.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Punker plaid....no, no.
Big black boots?: Nope, just some Espirt dressy kind.
Mohawk?: Oh, so dead sexy....U-g-l-y.
Excessive piercings?: No. Ears Ok fine to a point.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: I can be loud. I am seldom confident. I am opinionated IF asked my opinion.
Wild hair colors?: Cool to a point. Too much is....eww.
NOFX?: Heh....No thanks.
Rancid?: Nooooo thanks.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Heh...no.
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: No damn clue.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Football with my dad sometimes.
Play a lot of sports?: Nope. Played soccer one year. That was all.
Talk a lot about sports?: Nope.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Hello....no.
Are you arrogant?: Nope. Not in the least.
Are you a male or female whore?: Jock whores? Ha...funny.
Are you homophobic?: As long as I don't get hit on...I'm totally fine with it.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: I don't "tease" people...
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Sometimes.
Boobs = yes?: Yes, I have boobs. Small, but they are there. ;)
Parties = yes?: Naw. I don't do party's.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Heh...no dropping out for I.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: Is 15 minutes a long time?
Have you ever been on a diet?: I need no diet!
How much did you lose?: I've never dieted.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: No matter what people say, I do not have an eating disorder. Damn you people!
Make yourself throw up?: That's just gross...
Make-up?: Naw. Not usually.
Low-cut tops?: Heh.....naw.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: DOUBLE A SQUADE! Lmao....
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: When I am nervous...
Giggle a lot?: I laugh....I try not to giggle.
What's the deal with boys?: Boys give me headaches.
Thongs?: Sure....heh.
Pretty bras?: I stick with plain ones for now.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Cosmo is funny as hell. I don't read it often, though.
Who's the weaker sex?: Depends on how you look at it....
Are you a feminist?: Should I be?
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Grrrooosss
How often do you shave your legs?: Whenever I need to.
How about your armpits?: Whenever I need to.
Are you emotional?: I am sometimes.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality.
Independence or Companionship?: Independence for now.
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal...?
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert to some.
Popularity or Isolation?: Is there an inbetween here? Total isolation is no fun....total popularity would be scary.
Unique or Loved?: Unique.
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?: Me. They suck.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: I'll taste alcohol, but I won't drink excessive amounts.
Do you party a lot?: Nope.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Oh yeah, all the time...nooo...
How often do you use the word "like" in an average hour?: Never really kept track....
Do you skip classes? How often?: I have before. Maybe three times a semester. Not sure.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: I don't have any type of sex...
Do you steal?: I have, because I was a naughty, naughty girl.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: My clothing usually fits me properly.
Do you drool over celebrities?: Literally no. But I do fancy sexy pirates...;)
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I'm eitehr watching the telly, or I am on the blasted digital box.
Do you ever watch the News?: No, my dad is my news updater.
Do you even care about world issues?: If it doesn't directly affect me or anyone I know, then I don't care a whole bunch.
Do you read books often?: When I find one that satisfies me.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Nope...I brought the few failing grades I had up to passing grades. *go me*
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: A few. Not as many or as often as I'd like.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Gross....no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls?: I go to the mall quite often. I don't really enjoy it all that much, because of all the people.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Naw. I get my shallow moments and think a guy is hott, but then I come to my senses.
Do you cuss a lot?: Usually only when I am mad.
Are you desperate to fit in?: I was. Not so much anymore.
Are you intelligent?: According to myself and a few others, I am. To some...I am not.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: I hate lipstick.
Black eyeliner?: I have it. Rarely use it.
Black eyeshadow?: Nope.
Black trenchcoat?: I want a sexy black trench coat....:(
Black boots?: I own a pair, yes. I never wear them, though.
Black fishnets?: I'll pass on the fish nets, yo.
Black nail polish?: Hehehe....I have ghetto black nail polish. Teehee....
Cigarettes?: Cigarettes are part of the Goth stereotype? Hmmm....
Heavy metal music?: Some of the 80's shizz. Not this new "Heavey Metal"...no.
Marilyn Manson?: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...
Kittie?: Meh....
Cradle of Filth?: Pretty good, I suppose.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Frowns are ugly. And angst is no fun.
Do you like to be seen as: I...don't...lable...myself....
Are you an intellectual?: I dunno. Am I?
Horrible home life?: Not anymore.
Hopelessly depressed?: No. But I have my moments of saddness.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Heh....I'd value my life...Thanks. I have had reoccuring dreams where I've killed myself. Not cool at all.
Self-mutilation?: Heh....no.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Punker plaid....no, no.
Big black boots?: Nope, just some Espirt dressy kind.
Mohawk?: Oh, so dead sexy....U-g-l-y.
Excessive piercings?: No. Ears Ok fine to a point.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: I can be loud. I am seldom confident. I am opinionated IF asked my opinion.
Wild hair colors?: Cool to a point. Too much is....eww.
NOFX?: Heh....No thanks.
Rancid?: Nooooo thanks.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Heh...no.
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: No damn clue.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Football with my dad sometimes.
Play a lot of sports?: Nope. Played soccer one year. That was all.
Talk a lot about sports?: Nope.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Hello....no.
Are you arrogant?: Nope. Not in the least.
Are you a male or female whore?: Jock whores? Ha...funny.
Are you homophobic?: As long as I don't get hit on...I'm totally fine with it.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: I don't "tease" people...
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Sometimes.
Boobs = yes?: Yes, I have boobs. Small, but they are there. ;)
Parties = yes?: Naw. I don't do party's.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: Heh...no dropping out for I.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: Is 15 minutes a long time?
Have you ever been on a diet?: I need no diet!
How much did you lose?: I've never dieted.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: No matter what people say, I do not have an eating disorder. Damn you people!
Make yourself throw up?: That's just gross...
Make-up?: Naw. Not usually.
Low-cut tops?: Heh.....naw.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: DOUBLE A SQUADE! Lmao....
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: When I am nervous...
Giggle a lot?: I laugh....I try not to giggle.
What's the deal with boys?: Boys give me headaches.
Thongs?: Sure....heh.
Pretty bras?: I stick with plain ones for now.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Cosmo is funny as hell. I don't read it often, though.
Who's the weaker sex?: Depends on how you look at it....
Are you a feminist?: Should I be?
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Grrrooosss
How often do you shave your legs?: Whenever I need to.
How about your armpits?: Whenever I need to.
Are you emotional?: I am sometimes.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality.
Independence or Companionship?: Independence for now.
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal...?
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert to some.
Popularity or Isolation?: Is there an inbetween here? Total isolation is no fun....total popularity would be scary.
Unique or Loved?: Unique.
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?: Me. They suck.