[Fic] Rules - for Je_sea_kah
Title: Rules
Rating: G
Genre: weird?
meme: here
Characters: henry, ninja OTPs?
Summary: Super Junior rules...
A/N: written for
je_sea_kah~ I hope you'll like it. ^^;;
"Never let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want. You are worthy of your happiness! What they say doesn't change anything, it doesn't change you...unless you let it."
Henry knew that the minute he stepped on Super Junior's lives, he'll be on one hell of a ride. He never knew why they're called idols. For idols are suppose to be like a shining beacon of hope or a shining radiant of truth. But people would laugh their heads off if you call that to Super Junior.
Eccentricity and weirdness aside, he finds them entertaining though. So maybe the word entertainers does have a grain of truth in them. He knew he should give them some slack. He should be the one to adjust since he's the new guy and all. But do they have to make it more difficult?
Just like now.
Umma's (Yes, it's Eeteuk. Everyone in the band was required to call him that. It's mandatory like the Korean military law.) first assignment for him was to follow the rules. But before he could ask what is it, umma left him to tend to the other babies.
He spent the day thinking what the rules were when he suddenly realized he knew one.
1. Eeteuk's umma. What umma says, you do it. Period. No erase.
As he scribble it down, a loud scream made him jump from his seat.
It was the Eunhae twins as they ran for their lives.
"What happened?" you asked as the ever jolly Shindong sat beside you, skin very pale and eyes so wide.
"It's the mischief makers. They drank all the coffee and strawberry milk. Now the low blood pressure beast has nothing to satisfy his need." to others that might sound like an alien language but living with them...Henry translated it into the next rule.
2. Never touch Yehdorksung's coffee strawberry milk if you still want to live.
---
Henry decided to walk around the complex to get some fresh air. So far, he only got four rules written down. The last two coming from the Eunhae themselves.
3. Donghae is Eunhyuk's.
4. Eunhyuk is Donghae's.
He didn't know how to translate that into human language so he just wrote it like how it was told. 'Maybe it has something to do with the Eunhae couple...but they're not like that...I think...' Lost in his thoughts, he never saw the warning signs being given by the horse and chinaman. The last thing he knew, he was walking near Heechul's room when everything went black.
---
"Do you think he's still alive?"
"I don't know..." *pokes* "I think he is..."
Henry woke up due to sungmin and ryeowook's insistent poking.
"What happened?"
"Well..." Sungmin then decided to give him the abridge version.
45 minutes later, Henry sat on the far corner of the room, writing in his notebook the next rules.
5. Don't make sungmin explain. NEVER.
6. If you need sungmin to shut up, ask Ryeowook to find Kyhyun for he knows where is everyone 'everytime'.
7. Unless you're Hankyung, Kibum, Siwon, Jae, incredibly stupid or plain suicidal, don't get near the red queen within 50 paces if he's in a diva tantrum, 75 paces if its a jealousy tantrum and 100 paces if he's having a bad hair day.
He looked at his notes. Not too bad...he's half way there. Feeling a little proud of himself, he thought of celebrating it. His mind wandered over the chocolate box he saved for it was very rare to find strawberry filled cadbury. He just a small bite last night and then stored it on the fridge. With a satisfied smile, he went to the kitchen to get his cadbury...
...only to find it gone.
---
"Is he ok?"
"I told you, sooman-ssi are breeding aliens!"
"what the...does he have yehsung's aura producing machine or something?"
"Kyu...I'm afraid.." >.<
"I heard Appa was the only one who could stop him earlier...and even he got a bruise or two..."
"I swear, he's worst than hankyung on psycho mode!"
"Did you know he went berserk too? Apparently, our violin boy touched 'that'."
"Do we need to evacuate?"
"Let's..."
Henry tuned off the voices he heard from the other team members. If only Kangin didn't step in earlier, he would have gotten his revenge. He would have been given justice for the infairness of the world. So he was only left to sulk in the corner, being punished for the rampage he had done earlier.
8. Kangin is appa. And appa's fist is as deadly as umma's word.
9. Nobody touches 'that'. Unless you're Hankyung.
10. If you have food, make sure you wrote your name on it in VISIBLE writing. Anything else than that is fair game.
The rest of the afternoon went by without much fuzz. The rest of the rules were written faster because it's the much obvious ones.
11. Never forget the nicknames...it'll help you remember the hierarchy.
12. DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.
13. Fanservice is a must.
Writing down the 13th rule, Henry can't help but think if all of it were just fanservice. Because seriously, there were no fans when he saw the 'couples' kiss and hug.
'Do I have to do that too...but I'm straight...' he then thought of the pretty members and blushes. 'ack! This is bad!'
Contemplating on whether to slap himself or hit himself, he didn't noticed the youngest member to sit beside him and take a look on his notebook. A soft chuckling made him stop on his inner debate and look at his side.
"Really now...what are these rules...?"
"Umma told me to follow the rules but he forgot to say it so I tried to discover it for myself."
"Stupid. There are only two rules you know."
"EH?!"
"And it's the universal ones...geez, what do they teach you...Suju fangirlism 101?"
"um...so what are the rules."
"First, Be yourself."
Henry wanted to roll his eyes. If only he could do that. "And what's the last one."
Kyuhyun smiled as he pat Henry's shoulder. "No matter what happens, just believe in two things. Everything will get better and as long as you deserve it, you'll have it."
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Rating: G
Genre: weird?
meme: here
Characters: henry, ninja OTPs?
Summary: Super Junior rules...
A/N: written for
je_sea_kah~ I hope you'll like it. ^^;;
"Never let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want. You are worthy of your happiness! What they say doesn't change anything, it doesn't change you...unless you let it."
Henry knew that the minute he stepped on Super Junior's lives, he'll be on one hell of a ride. He never knew why they're called idols. For idols are suppose to be like a shining beacon of hope or a shining radiant of truth. But people would laugh their heads off if you call that to Super Junior.
Eccentricity and weirdness aside, he finds them entertaining though. So maybe the word entertainers does have a grain of truth in them. He knew he should give them some slack. He should be the one to adjust since he's the new guy and all. But do they have to make it more difficult?
Just like now.
Umma's (Yes, it's Eeteuk. Everyone in the band was required to call him that. It's mandatory like the Korean military law.) first assignment for him was to follow the rules. But before he could ask what is it, umma left him to tend to the other babies.
He spent the day thinking what the rules were when he suddenly realized he knew one.
1. Eeteuk's umma. What umma says, you do it. Period. No erase.
As he scribble it down, a loud scream made him jump from his seat.
It was the Eunhae twins as they ran for their lives.
"What happened?" you asked as the ever jolly Shindong sat beside you, skin very pale and eyes so wide.
"It's the mischief makers. They drank all the coffee and strawberry milk. Now the low blood pressure beast has nothing to satisfy his need." to others that might sound like an alien language but living with them...Henry translated it into the next rule.
2. Never touch Yehdorksung's coffee strawberry milk if you still want to live.
---
Henry decided to walk around the complex to get some fresh air. So far, he only got four rules written down. The last two coming from the Eunhae themselves.
3. Donghae is Eunhyuk's.
4. Eunhyuk is Donghae's.
He didn't know how to translate that into human language so he just wrote it like how it was told. 'Maybe it has something to do with the Eunhae couple...but they're not like that...I think...' Lost in his thoughts, he never saw the warning signs being given by the horse and chinaman. The last thing he knew, he was walking near Heechul's room when everything went black.
---
"Do you think he's still alive?"
"I don't know..." *pokes* "I think he is..."
Henry woke up due to sungmin and ryeowook's insistent poking.
"What happened?"
"Well..." Sungmin then decided to give him the abridge version.
45 minutes later, Henry sat on the far corner of the room, writing in his notebook the next rules.
5. Don't make sungmin explain. NEVER.
6. If you need sungmin to shut up, ask Ryeowook to find Kyhyun for he knows where is everyone 'everytime'.
7. Unless you're Hankyung, Kibum, Siwon, Jae, incredibly stupid or plain suicidal, don't get near the red queen within 50 paces if he's in a diva tantrum, 75 paces if its a jealousy tantrum and 100 paces if he's having a bad hair day.
He looked at his notes. Not too bad...he's half way there. Feeling a little proud of himself, he thought of celebrating it. His mind wandered over the chocolate box he saved for it was very rare to find strawberry filled cadbury. He just a small bite last night and then stored it on the fridge. With a satisfied smile, he went to the kitchen to get his cadbury...
...only to find it gone.
---
"Is he ok?"
"I told you, sooman-ssi are breeding aliens!"
"what the...does he have yehsung's aura producing machine or something?"
"Kyu...I'm afraid.." >.<
"I heard Appa was the only one who could stop him earlier...and even he got a bruise or two..."
"I swear, he's worst than hankyung on psycho mode!"
"Did you know he went berserk too? Apparently, our violin boy touched 'that'."
"Do we need to evacuate?"
"Let's..."
Henry tuned off the voices he heard from the other team members. If only Kangin didn't step in earlier, he would have gotten his revenge. He would have been given justice for the infairness of the world. So he was only left to sulk in the corner, being punished for the rampage he had done earlier.
8. Kangin is appa. And appa's fist is as deadly as umma's word.
9. Nobody touches 'that'. Unless you're Hankyung.
10. If you have food, make sure you wrote your name on it in VISIBLE writing. Anything else than that is fair game.
The rest of the afternoon went by without much fuzz. The rest of the rules were written faster because it's the much obvious ones.
11. Never forget the nicknames...it'll help you remember the hierarchy.
12. DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.
13. Fanservice is a must.
Writing down the 13th rule, Henry can't help but think if all of it were just fanservice. Because seriously, there were no fans when he saw the 'couples' kiss and hug.
'Do I have to do that too...but I'm straight...' he then thought of the pretty members and blushes. 'ack! This is bad!'
Contemplating on whether to slap himself or hit himself, he didn't noticed the youngest member to sit beside him and take a look on his notebook. A soft chuckling made him stop on his inner debate and look at his side.
"Really now...what are these rules...?"
"Umma told me to follow the rules but he forgot to say it so I tried to discover it for myself."
"Stupid. There are only two rules you know."
"EH?!"
"And it's the universal ones...geez, what do they teach you...Suju fangirlism 101?"
"um...so what are the rules."
"First, Be yourself."
Henry wanted to roll his eyes. If only he could do that. "And what's the last one."
Kyuhyun smiled as he pat Henry's shoulder. "No matter what happens, just believe in two things. Everything will get better and as long as you deserve it, you'll have it."
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