(Fic) 100 Suju Challenge: Make Up + Ficlet
Title:100 Suju Fics
Date started: Nov.26,2007
No.of Fics:32/100
Archive: http://lucid-acolyte.livejournal.com/2250.html
A/N: Actually, when I made this I was annoyed...so I don't know why it turned out like this >.>
94. MakeUp. WC* (Hanchul...never enough..never enough >.> and hints of kangteuk XD)
PG. 630 words
Hankyung or Han Geng or whatever you want to call yourself,
I hate you.
I just want us to be clear on that.
And if you're thinking this is some twisted, bizarre way to confess my oh-so undying, neverending, all that jazz crap, love for you, no it's not.
It's a hate letter, capische?
But if you don't understand that, let me spell it out to you. Or maybe not. I don't want to tire myself.
So let's just get to the main course then shall we?
What's that? The reasons why I hate you, duh!
Count that as one. You're too dense!
I hate the fact that people have to be relatives to captain obvious when they're talking to you. HELLO??? I don't need that girl as if she could to snuck in here and rape you just for you to know she has the hots for you. What are you a rock? The last time she went here, she not so innocently touched your thigh. She's touching almost everywhere!!! She's almost molesting you and you're just there with your stupid smile, thinking that she's one innocent girl. Innocent my beautiful behind. Sometimes, you're just too nice for your own good.
Another point I hate about you.
I hate the fact that you always get yourself in a situation where I always had to bail you out later. And no, I didn't enjoy talking for three hours about pumpkins just because Minnie begged us to play tea party with him. I wanted to kick well not really...maybe verbal abuse?? minnie but you just nodded and took the offered tea cup! WHY??!!! You just sold our your soul to the bunny devil! Aish!!!
Another point I hate was you let them take advantage of you!
Honestly, how could you tolerate all that??? They abuses you, everyone abuses you. Heck, EVEN I abuse you and you just give us your stupid smile and do whatever WE ask you to do! For example, yesterday, it was the last chocolate and it was yours but you let the eunhae have it even they're the ones who ate 75% of that chocolate bag. I know, you're being NICE but that's just plain stupidity!
If I ask you to kill yourself, would you???
Aish...thinking about it...I hate all the things about you. So there's no need for me to elaborate more right???
With that being said, I end this now.
Kim Heechul
Hanyung stared at the letter with impassive eyes. He didn't know what to react so he just stared at the person infront of him, looking at him with wide gleaming eyes.
"Are you angry at me now?" Heechul asked, with expectant eyes.
Hankyung just shrugged before giving him his goofy smile. "Nope. I remembered once I was told that Love was accepting that person despite that person's flaws. You just pointed out all my flows but you're still with me so I guess with this err-hate letter, you just proved your what's that..." Hankyung looked at the letter before hugging the princess," quote oh-so undying, neverending, all that jazz crap, love unquote."
Heechul slapped Hankyung's arm and pouted. "You're suppose to get angry you know. And then we'll have a huge fight. And then we'll forgive each other and then kiss and make up!"
Hankyung wanted to roll his eyes. Sometimes Heechul's too childish...but that's one of the things he love about him. "Why don't you get angry then?"
"But that's too tiring! And I don't want to get wrinkles you know!" Heechul answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Fine. What about this, let's just skip the fight and forgiveness drama and just went ahead to make up?"
"That's not ho-mmph!!!"
-Outside the door-
"...."
"Kangin, I told you to call them for dinner right?"
"Hey teuk...do you want to fight?"
"Whatever for, Kangin-ah?"
"To make up ofcourse!"
"Silly. We don't need fight to make out."
"But teukkkieee!!!"
"No."
-end?
and a short ficcie:
Even though
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME DON'T YOU???!!!"
"I love you!"
"Why do you love me then??"
"I love you because--"
"SEE! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL SAY, EVEN THOUGH!!!"
"What??"
"aish! It's like this! I love you even though your accent was funny!"
"O..k??"
"And I love you even though you're too good it's irritating! Do you get it now??"
"Ah...I get it. I love you even though you're vain."
"That's right."
"And I love you even though you're too mean and sometimes irritates me as well."
"Ok..."
"And I love you even though you always play pranks and sometimes you act stupid or that you always hug other people and always think that you're the prettiest."
"..."
"And I love you even though you actually thought of something that at first you thought was a brilliant idea but then you always get pissed at the end."
"I hate you you know."
"I love you even though you hate me."
"Aish..fine. You can have my chocolates. Seriously, you don't love me. Why do you want some anyways?"
"To share some chocolate kisses of course."
-End