everybody, meet frank from donnie darko:
i miss my girlfriend so much it's driving me to insanity.
i wish she missed me as much as i missed her. all i want is to be with her and be in her arms or doing something fun like dancing or riding around in her car or at her hockey game.
i wish i wasn't alone all the time with so much work to do; it reall makes me feel like gyles corey being crushed under a lot of stones.
le sigh.