He's like a psychokenetic gecko....

Dec 13, 2005 18:47

Note to self: Never ever foget QuestionableContent.net....

Random quotes:

Oooh, Guernica. OUCH.

Okay, LSD in my cereal has been ruled out.

HOLY CHRIST, This thing would intimidate Catherine the Great!

In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you.

Am I hearing things, or is he in the kitchen emancipating the appliances?

There is no way you can remove your head from another girls crotch in a nonchalant manner....

Like a kielbasa into a jello mold!

Delicious bourbon, Finest of all spirits, A drunken haiku.

Bad idea. Beeblebrox's Gambit always does more harm than good.

Insert obvious lightsaber joke here.

I don't explode cats... it's way too difficult to coax them into the microwave.

You know, I really wish I were an emo kid right now, all of this drama would make for an awesome LiveJournal.

BTW: DORA = a skinny, gothic Margaret.... I am amused.
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