Dec 13, 2005 18:47
Note to self: Never ever foget QuestionableContent.net....
Random quotes:
Oooh, Guernica. OUCH.
Okay, LSD in my cereal has been ruled out.
HOLY CHRIST, This thing would intimidate Catherine the Great!
In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you.
Am I hearing things, or is he in the kitchen emancipating the appliances?
There is no way you can remove your head from another girls crotch in a nonchalant manner....
Like a kielbasa into a jello mold!
Delicious bourbon, Finest of all spirits, A drunken haiku.
Bad idea. Beeblebrox's Gambit always does more harm than good.
Insert obvious lightsaber joke here.
I don't explode cats... it's way too difficult to coax them into the microwave.
You know, I really wish I were an emo kid right now, all of this drama would make for an awesome LiveJournal.
BTW: DORA = a skinny, gothic Margaret.... I am amused.