This is rather old but I just found it in an old e-mail....
... and it's hilarious.
Top Ten Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped...
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
Top Ten Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped...
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".