Official Denial

[lucian_albrecht]

I deny that the recent bout of extreme weather has anything at all to do with my, in hindsight suspiciously-timed, new climate-related job¹.

1. as of October, not another new job

Comments

[ed_fortune]

So you didn't pull any lever?

[lucian_albrecht]

Not only do I deny pulling a lever, I deny the existence of said lever. I feel we should draw a line under the whole "lever" incident, because there wasn't one.

[viscount_s]

And what of the 'lever tells all' articles in the tabloids? How do you explain that?

[lucian_albrecht]

Damnéd lies, the lot of them!