Diet for stressed women...
Diet for stressed women! This is a specially formulated
diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that
builds during the day.
BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'
Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will
lose 10kgs
IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house
this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Chardonay,
a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Martini, a partially open tub of Ben
& Jerry's ice cream, a pack of Penquins, the remainder of bottle of
Vodka, the rest of the Cheesecake (there was some left over after the
late night snack), a family sized bag of tortilla chips and a box a
chocolates!
You have no idea how good I felt!