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WHY AM I DOWNLOADING THE RESIDENT EVIL 5 GAME DEMO? OH RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M A MORON. I mean seriously, the scariest game I've ever played is BioShock, and now I'm gonna try this? Also, third person shooters are the hardest games for me to play. I am so bad at them.
And yet, here I am, watching the DL bar slowly tick higher. Why? Because I want to play the game for the story. To you non-gamers, playing a RE game for the story is like buying a wedding dress to use it for a mop. RE has a massive reputation for the narmiest, plotholey story ever.
And yet.
Also, I've been watching the many trailers, and hot damn the game looks pretty. Maybe even MGS4-level pretty. And the lead female is extremely hot. And in the promo art is wielding a shotgun. Yes, I am a shallow shotgun-junkie. Though Chris Redfield's biceps terrify me. BONUS BOSS: THE MONSTER HIDING IN CHRIS' MASSIVE ARMS ESCAPES AND MUST BE KILLED.
So um. Poll time!
Poll Hey gamerfen! A-actually only those who own an X360...
-Lucy
And yet, here I am, watching the DL bar slowly tick higher. Why? Because I want to play the game for the story. To you non-gamers, playing a RE game for the story is like buying a wedding dress to use it for a mop. RE has a massive reputation for the narmiest, plotholey story ever.
And yet.
Also, I've been watching the many trailers, and hot damn the game looks pretty. Maybe even MGS4-level pretty. And the lead female is extremely hot. And in the promo art is wielding a shotgun. Yes, I am a shallow shotgun-junkie. Though Chris Redfield's biceps terrify me. BONUS BOSS: THE MONSTER HIDING IN CHRIS' MASSIVE ARMS ESCAPES AND MUST BE KILLED.
So um. Poll time!
Poll Hey gamerfen! A-actually only those who own an X360...
-Lucy