A Zipperhead's Guide To Snagging Your Tin Man

Feb 13, 2008 00:45

Haaaapy belated birthday, oldlunchmeat~! Enjoy some of the most cracky fic I have EVER WRITTEN, which is saying something. ONLY FOR YOU, HAPPYACID. ♥

Also, I'd like to note the inspiration for this: Love, For Drunken Mass Murderers and the sequel, Love, For Sugar High Detectives, both by Macvanaly. Spectacularly hillarious and hot Death Note fanfic. I HIGHLY ( Read more... )

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puffballzeri February 13 2008, 08:35:14 UTC
OH GOD DON'T POST THIS KIND OF STUFF WHEN I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO DAYS. (the mind is trying to reject it....)

::runs off to draw Pimp!Glitch and Drag queen!Cain::

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 18:35:19 UTC
Actually, Pimp!Glitch is very much due to your repeated drawing of AI-Ambrose. Except I gave him the sparkleglasses and a shirt. BUT! STILL YOUR FAULT!

And oh, Puffy. I don't know if I should apologize or squeal with glee. ♥

ALSO GO TO BED YOUNG LADY WHO IS OLDER THAN ME BUT STILL NEEDS TO GO TO BED! I worry about your mental health more than mine sometimes, and that is saying something. SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS BAD. Go to bed, climb in, curl up, and take a niiiiiiiice little nap. ♥

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puffballzeri February 13 2008, 19:51:51 UTC
Have scribbley preview.


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luchia13 February 13 2008, 19:57:02 UTC
...there are no words to express my love and laughter right now. NONE.

BEST PUFFY EVER ♥ ♥ ♥

AND FOUR IS NOT ENOUGH. NAP MORE EVEN THOUGH I'M BEING A HYPOCRITE.

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andrealyn February 13 2008, 12:29:40 UTC
I do love crack. I also love your Glitch and the images of Cain's bare back are VERY, VERY WELCOME FOR REAL!

Just awesome.

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 18:37:46 UTC
Glitch, I've decided, was very, very sugar-high during this fic. Well, no, he was more terrified of the Pen People. And I still have no clue why this fic started with him coming out of a bathroom, but OH WELL!

And mmm, yes, backless dress on Cain... ♥

ALSO I GOT GLITCH TO FALL ON CAIN! YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS EXCITING TO ME EVEN IF IT RESULTED IN A HEAD INJURY AND A BROKEN LEG! \o/

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andrealyn February 13 2008, 18:53:41 UTC
You TOTALLY inspired me, btw, that if you get Glitch (LALALA, NOT TEMPTING FATE) I am so giving Cain something of a concussion. And then he'll drag Glitch to get him checked up inna clinic.

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 19:07:06 UTC
And they would check them both, and HORROR WOULD BE HAD at their first encounter with a zipperhead, who's doing nothing but going "LOOK AT CAIN LOOK AT CAIN I'M NORMAL FOR ME LOOK AT HIMMMM D:"

But no. NO TEMPTING FATE despite me being a freak and checking my email like every TEN MINUTES even though I know it's not just gonna show up and go "SURPRISE :D". Or at least I don't think it will. Does it? Because if so that'd be kind of awesome...

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invderlava February 13 2008, 13:46:46 UTC
I will look back on this sometime during the day, and I will giggle. GIGGLE, LU.

Also:

A very surprised Tin Man stared at him from where he was hanging up a ridiculous sequined, backless red dress in the corner of his closet.

HOLY CRAP CAIN'S KEEPING THE DRESS. ::FLAILS::

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 18:40:32 UTC
Hey, if you thought it was a one-time thing, you'd keep it too.

Plus I love the mental image of DG or Jeb rummaging through his closet for some formal event and finding the dress. And then poor Cain would have to think of some excuse and probably fail miserably and say "IT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S" and Jeb would go "MOM WASN'T A SIZE MALE!"

Oh, the awkward conversation that would ensue. ♥

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invderlava February 14 2008, 00:42:18 UTC
Just so you know, I did giggle during school. Several times, in fact. :D

Also, I told my friend(whom I have just recently introduced to Tin Man ♥) about this, where you put Cain in a red, sequined dress, and Glitch in a pimp suit, and she was all "O.O zomgmustREAD!" Muahahaha. >D

((BTW THE FIRST TIN MAN FIC I MADE HER READ WAS YOUR CABARET ONE. SO YEAH. SHE KNOWS HOW AWESOME YOU ARE. ♥♥♥))

ps. Hay, when you get the time/read this, pop on AIM? I must speak to you/ask you your help! :D

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luchia13 February 14 2008, 04:57:36 UTC
I'm on AIM now! You just can't see me, muwahahahah.

And you made someone into my fangirl. I just. What. What the hell, Vader. I'm both flattered and wierded out by this. AT LEAST MAKE THE WOMAN INTRODUCE HERSELF!

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lovemyfaceoff February 13 2008, 16:26:59 UTC
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW That I ACTUALLY missed the bus because I was reading this. 0__0 I was like -drool- "CAININADRESSCAININADRES" then I looked down at I was ten minutes late for the bus. hahahaha. Im getting a ride though.
So clearly, I loved this.

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 18:43:15 UTC
I feel horrible about the bus-missing, but on the plus side, YAY! ENJOYMENT!

And honestly, I think all of us wanted Cain in the dress. Glitch is far too believable in a dress - he'd put one on if someone came up with an excuse for it veeery easily - so he gets to be the PIMP this time around!

And mmmm, Cain in a backless dress. ♥

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piss_and_ink February 13 2008, 17:30:08 UTC
Dude, this makes me happy. Kinky backalley sex is inescapable, once Glitch's leg gets better. The pimp and his drag queen, though, that's just a tad bit scary. BUT THE GOOD SCARY.

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luchia13 February 13 2008, 18:46:57 UTC
EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD VOYEUR PIMP WITH A DRAG QUEEN!

I firmly believe that Cain will never let Glitch back into Central without him, so kinky backalley sex is highly likely! And man, that leg was the only thing keeping Glitch from pouncing about fourteen times on the way home, considering he was too busy going "OW. OW. OW." to jump Cain.

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