Sherlock badfic: WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART.
I am in a bad mood so I cheered myself up by writing some badfic. I will probably write some more for other fandoms, because I am in a very bad mood.
However, in the way of badfic, I decided that Sherlock has the best potential for lulz. Also, I cannot believe I listened to Justin Beiber to think of a title. It was nearly titled 'baby baby baby ooooohhhhh' but it was just way, way too awful that way.
Title: WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART
Warnings: Sadnes and THERE'S A CLIFHANGERRRRR!!!!! (aka badfic)
Summary: jonh and sherock have to solve the criems, but lauren and a surprise (SPOILER: maureyartie) get in the way!!!! i suck at sumeries. :(
"We haev to solve the crimes!!!!!" Saied sherlock and joh was surprised!!!! he was supposed to go on a date with lauren (a/n: that girl from the second ep cant remeber her name so i sued mine lol XD) but sherlock sad they had to crime solve the crimes!!! "bUt i have a date with lauren!!!"
said John Wattson.
"but there are CRIMES!!!"
said sherock homes
and then lauren called and was all "You cant solve crimes we have a date john!!!!!" and john felt bad but he had to solve crimes so he said
"lauren i am sorry but we have to solve crimes there as been a murdr and lauren was SO ANGRY HOU COULD JOHN DO THIS!!!! AGAIN!!!!
this is the LAST TIME OMG!!!!" lauren said and totally dumped him lol and slamed the door on the way out
"now we can solve the crimes!!!!" sherlck sayd bcuz he doenst care about john at all sob sob sob....OR DOES HE??????
but john was MADDDDDDDDD and was all "u are so stupid omg i was going marry her!!!!"
and sherlock was all "lol no u wernt, i can tell by your blah blah blah deductions"
but john was still REALLY MAADDDDD and was all "i am not solving the crime swith you you have to go solve them on your own have fun with ANDERSON omg" "but i haet him!!!!" serlock sayed and sat down and cryed bcuse john didn't love him aw sad :(
and john was still mad but he was still bffs with sherock so e pated him on the head (but sherlck was sitting on the floor because john is short and he is tall) and says "i am sorry but u need to remember i have a live more than u!!! and that includs lauren!!!"
"i dont like lauren any more than andersen!!!" sherlock says and then he sat in fron to fthe mantle that he stabs things into and cried some more because he was still sad
"then what should i doooooooo???" john wondered bcuse he was still REALLY MAD at sherock but also felt bad because he knew that he actually ilkes john and there were crimes and the crimes needed to be sovled and they couldnt do that w/o shrlock and if sherlcok wouldnt go without john they wouldnt get solved so he had to gosolve the crimes!!!
"i will be mad at u later saaid john BUT WAIT then he also says "and why do you hatelaueren so much??? she is nice and pretty and smart and a really nice girl that everyone likes but you!!!"
"because ~~~I~~~~ like u stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sherlock said and "omg!" jhon said
and shelrock put his hands ovre his motuh and dident mean to say it but he HAD omg what would he do?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
but then things EXPLODED!!!!! and they had to soelv teh crimes boefore maureyartie culd attack again!!!!!!!!!
THANSK FOR READING IF ID ONT GET 5 REVIEWS U WILL NOT FIEND OUT WHAT HAPENS NEXT!!!! lol thanks for reeeeeeading ;)
However, in the way of badfic, I decided that Sherlock has the best potential for lulz. Also, I cannot believe I listened to Justin Beiber to think of a title. It was nearly titled 'baby baby baby ooooohhhhh' but it was just way, way too awful that way.
Title: WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART
Warnings: Sadnes and THERE'S A CLIFHANGERRRRR!!!!! (aka badfic)
Summary: jonh and sherock have to solve the criems, but lauren and a surprise (SPOILER: maureyartie) get in the way!!!! i suck at sumeries. :(
"We haev to solve the crimes!!!!!" Saied sherlock and joh was surprised!!!! he was supposed to go on a date with lauren (a/n: that girl from the second ep cant remeber her name so i sued mine lol XD) but sherlock sad they had to crime solve the crimes!!! "bUt i have a date with lauren!!!"
said John Wattson.
"but there are CRIMES!!!"
said sherock homes
and then lauren called and was all "You cant solve crimes we have a date john!!!!!" and john felt bad but he had to solve crimes so he said
"lauren i am sorry but we have to solve crimes there as been a murdr and lauren was SO ANGRY HOU COULD JOHN DO THIS!!!! AGAIN!!!!
this is the LAST TIME OMG!!!!" lauren said and totally dumped him lol and slamed the door on the way out
"now we can solve the crimes!!!!" sherlck sayd bcuz he doenst care about john at all sob sob sob....OR DOES HE??????
but john was MADDDDDDDDD and was all "u are so stupid omg i was going marry her!!!!"
and sherlock was all "lol no u wernt, i can tell by your blah blah blah deductions"
but john was still REALLY MAADDDDD and was all "i am not solving the crime swith you you have to go solve them on your own have fun with ANDERSON omg" "but i haet him!!!!" serlock sayed and sat down and cryed bcuse john didn't love him aw sad :(
and john was still mad but he was still bffs with sherock so e pated him on the head (but sherlck was sitting on the floor because john is short and he is tall) and says "i am sorry but u need to remember i have a live more than u!!! and that includs lauren!!!"
"i dont like lauren any more than andersen!!!" sherlock says and then he sat in fron to fthe mantle that he stabs things into and cried some more because he was still sad
"then what should i doooooooo???" john wondered bcuse he was still REALLY MAD at sherock but also felt bad because he knew that he actually ilkes john and there were crimes and the crimes needed to be sovled and they couldnt do that w/o shrlock and if sherlcok wouldnt go without john they wouldnt get solved so he had to gosolve the crimes!!!
"i will be mad at u later saaid john BUT WAIT then he also says "and why do you hatelaueren so much??? she is nice and pretty and smart and a really nice girl that everyone likes but you!!!"
"because ~~~I~~~~ like u stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sherlock said and "omg!" jhon said
and shelrock put his hands ovre his motuh and dident mean to say it but he HAD omg what would he do?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????
but then things EXPLODED!!!!! and they had to soelv teh crimes boefore maureyartie culd attack again!!!!!!!!!
THANSK FOR READING IF ID ONT GET 5 REVIEWS U WILL NOT FIEND OUT WHAT HAPENS NEXT!!!! lol thanks for reeeeeeading ;)