SPN Fic: Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms.
Title: Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R HAHAHA NO ACTUAL PORN. WHAT.
Warnings: This entire thing could be considered dubcon. It is also not serious, at all. Also, prisons, harems, and a murder.
Word Count: ~5000
Notes: This was written for deancastiel's Everlasting Birthday Challenge.
Summary: Castiel knows about ( Read more... )
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R HAHAHA NO ACTUAL PORN. WHAT.
Warnings: This entire thing could be considered dubcon. It is also not serious, at all. Also, prisons, harems, and a murder.
Word Count: ~5000
Notes: This was written for deancastiel's Everlasting Birthday Challenge.
Summary: Castiel knows about ( Read more... )
When Castiel learns he'll be sent into King Dean's harem, he decides to make it his sworn duty to fuck the man's brains out.
Best opening line ever!
LOL! Poor Dean! Or maybe not!
Sam glares at him. "Because he happens to be the rightful ruler of our neighboring country!"
"Can't he do that after the one hundred orgasms?" Dean asks. "I mean, Raphael's a dick, but-"
"But so are you," Sam says, and sighs, turning to Castiel. "It's your culture, so it’s your decision. You want to stick it out - shut up, Dean - or be freed?"
Castiel considers the question carefully. While he'd like to be freed, he isn't exactly prepared to go face down his older brother and wrest control of the country from him. It's also a true sign of cowardice for a gladiator to run before facing his 100 battles, and Castiel would be shunned for leaving when his sentence hadn't run through. And, of course, sex is actually pretty nice.
He frowns, weighing his options. "I'll continue as I have been," he says.
Dean's smile is so wide that it actually gleams in reflected light.
LOL! More orgasms for Dean.
Dean looks down at Raphael's still-bleeding body, and then looks at Castiel for a long moment, takes a deep breath, and shrugs. "I know, but it fits Sam's giant floppy head better anyway. And if you can't come to me, I figure I might as well come to you."
"I was going to visit," Castiel says.
"Yeah, I like having you around too much for that to be enough," Dean says, and doesn't seem to think anything remarkable is going on in the least when he holds Castiel's hand. "Now, I've got some ideas for number 101. That's a hell of a number, Cas, we'd better make it one to remember."
"Oh, you'll definitely be remembered," Sam says.
LOL! I am so glad that they FINALLY worked things out.
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