SPN Fic: Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms.

[luchia13]

Title: Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: R HAHAHA NO ACTUAL PORN. WHAT.
Warnings: This entire thing could be considered dubcon. It is also not serious, at all. Also, prisons, harems, and a murder.
Word Count: ~5000
Notes: This was written for deancastiel's Everlasting Birthday Challenge.
Summary: Castiel knows about

Comments

[wrathwings]

THIS. Oh my Cas, this. This is the best present I've ever gotten ever. You did so much more with it than I was expecting; it's funny and cute and sweet and sooo funny.

100 orgasms! Dick!Raphael! Determined(not obligated)!Cas! Confused!Dean(trying to be noble, but he likes orgasms and he likes Cas)! Amused!Sam(trying to figure out why the hell his brother's a moron)!

"We could?" Dean asks, and then clears his throat. "I mean, yes, we could, obviously, but...it's a cultural thing, Sammy. You're always saying we can't go stomping all over people's cultural diversity, monarchy or no, so why is this different?"

I love you. I love this fic. This is exactly what I wanted needed today. Thank you so very much for this.

[ivesia19]

This was insanely enjoyable :)

[musegaarid]

Seconding! ♥ ♥ ♥

[rocketgirl2]

Hee, this is fantastic! I'm glad to see some lighthearted Dean/Castiel :)

[descending_ink]

OMC!I am so in love with this fic. and you wrote a fic with 100 orgasms without any sexing O_O

Never thought that Raphael(that bitch) sending Cas to Dean's harem could be so hilarious. Determined Cas is so in character. Dean who wants to do the right thing but totally can't resist orgasms, and Cas, especially orgasms with Cas. Dean trying to woo (not that he'd call it that) Cas.

I especially love the tone this fic is written in, and the fact that Raphael(that bitch)'s death is so anti-climatic.

And this is probably the only fic that y favourite line is the first line.

You are way too awesome for words.