SPN 5x01 will go as follows:
THIS IS HOW I'VE DECIDED 5x01 WILL GO:
TWIRLY CIRCLE OF LUCIFER DOOM: *GLOWS OMINOUSLY*
THE BOYS: OH NOES!
DEAN: ...
SAM: You have a plan?
DEAN: Yep. *stomps on the light*
LIGHT OF DOOM: *dissipates, woe! D:*
DEAN: Nice. Let's go get a beer and pick up my angel boyfriend!
SAM: Hey, I need a new girlfriend.
DEAN: I could have told you that twenty episodes ago. Your track record sucks.
SAM: Maybe I'll just go for a guy this time. Break the chain, you know?
DEAN: Your boyfriend would probably end up dead too.
SAM: *sad puppy eyes*
DEAN: *patpatpat*
THE BOYS: *HUG!*
THE BOYS: *get in ze car*
IMPALA: *vrooom~*
~Once scene of Impala-drivin' later~
CHUCK: So. Uh, a couple weeks ago I wrote some pretty interesting stuff about you and Dean-
THE BOYS: *BURST IN!*
DEAN: Cas! :D
CASTIEL: Dean! :)
SAM: ...I'll be outside.
CHUCK: I'll join you!
CAS & DEAN: *are kind of busy*
~Five sex scenes later~
SETTING: *is a bar*
SAM: Soooo. Any significant others for me?
CHUCK: Yep. She's not even evil.
SAM: \o/
~A few more sex scenes later~
DEAN: *is happily driving his baby around*
SAM: *is riding shotgun and holding their recently picked up pie*
CHUCK: *is sitting uncomfortably in the back but has some booze so he's good*
CASTIEL: *is comfortable in the back and Happy*
IMPALA: *is also happy!*
BOBBY: *joins them on the road!*
EVERYONE: *goes and has a pie-filled picnic!*
JOHN, WHO IS IN THE HEAVEN WHERE ANGELS AREN'T DICKS: *loves his boys!*
MARY, WHO IS ALSO IN THE HEAVEN WHERE ANGELS AREN'T DICKS: *loves them too!*
LIFE: *IS AWESOME*
THE REST OF THE SEASON: *is exciting but mostly happy and they get a puppy and live happily ever after, yay!*
TRUFAX, YO. IT WILL BE A PUPPY, SAM'N'DEAN, DEAN/CAS SEASON OF KILLING EVIL THINGS AND OCCASIONALLY STOMPING ON LUCIFER DOOM-FOUNTAINS THEY'LL COME ACROSS EVERY NOW AND THEN, NO BIGGIE.
TWIRLY CIRCLE OF LUCIFER DOOM: *GLOWS OMINOUSLY*
THE BOYS: OH NOES!
DEAN: ...
SAM: You have a plan?
DEAN: Yep. *stomps on the light*
LIGHT OF DOOM: *dissipates, woe! D:*
DEAN: Nice. Let's go get a beer and pick up my angel boyfriend!
SAM: Hey, I need a new girlfriend.
DEAN: I could have told you that twenty episodes ago. Your track record sucks.
SAM: Maybe I'll just go for a guy this time. Break the chain, you know?
DEAN: Your boyfriend would probably end up dead too.
SAM: *sad puppy eyes*
DEAN: *patpatpat*
THE BOYS: *HUG!*
THE BOYS: *get in ze car*
IMPALA: *vrooom~*
~Once scene of Impala-drivin' later~
CHUCK: So. Uh, a couple weeks ago I wrote some pretty interesting stuff about you and Dean-
THE BOYS: *BURST IN!*
DEAN: Cas! :D
CASTIEL: Dean! :)
SAM: ...I'll be outside.
CHUCK: I'll join you!
CAS & DEAN: *are kind of busy*
~Five sex scenes later~
SETTING: *is a bar*
SAM: Soooo. Any significant others for me?
CHUCK: Yep. She's not even evil.
SAM: \o/
~A few more sex scenes later~
DEAN: *is happily driving his baby around*
SAM: *is riding shotgun and holding their recently picked up pie*
CHUCK: *is sitting uncomfortably in the back but has some booze so he's good*
CASTIEL: *is comfortable in the back and Happy*
IMPALA: *is also happy!*
BOBBY: *joins them on the road!*
EVERYONE: *goes and has a pie-filled picnic!*
JOHN, WHO IS IN THE HEAVEN WHERE ANGELS AREN'T DICKS: *loves his boys!*
MARY, WHO IS ALSO IN THE HEAVEN WHERE ANGELS AREN'T DICKS: *loves them too!*
LIFE: *IS AWESOME*
THE REST OF THE SEASON: *is exciting but mostly happy and they get a puppy and live happily ever after, yay!*
TRUFAX, YO. IT WILL BE A PUPPY, SAM'N'DEAN, DEAN/CAS SEASON OF KILLING EVIL THINGS AND OCCASIONALLY STOMPING ON LUCIFER DOOM-FOUNTAINS THEY'LL COME ACROSS EVERY NOW AND THEN, NO BIGGIE.