Why I never get anything done when writing things that aren't crack:

Apr 23, 2009 23:10

Why I never get anything done:

0:00: Oooo, It'll take place in SWITZERLAND~!
0:04: ...what are the police in Switzerland called?
0:13: WOULD THEY EVEN GET ARRESTED FOR THIS?!
0:42: Well, damn. Hmm. Let's find another law to be broken!
1:33: Oh COME ON, Switzerland's judicial system! That's preposterous! Of COURSE they're going to have over two kilograms of it! What the hell kind of law is that?!
1:57: Really? That's how they'd get out of prison legally? Screw that, let's have 'em escape. Hmm, let's pick a prison...
2:26: Holy shit, I wanna go to prison there. I wonder if all European prisons are like this...
3:49: Dear GOD, Europe! I don't know if I should be impressed or terrified by your dastardly back-in-the-day ways!
4:16: Hmm. Romania. Transylvania. Vlad the Impaler.
4:20: *watches Hellsing.*
5:06: *WATCHES MORE HELLSING*

AND THEN I NEVER GO BACK TO WRITE IT. AFTER STARTING ONE ARREST SCENE, I AM NOW LOOKING AT YOSSIE'S HANDCUFF COLLECTION.

Should I just say screw it to the srs bsns plot and pick one of the others? D:

writing, my growing hellsing addiction

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