BUT WHO WATCHES THE--- *is shot*

[luchia13]

It's 12:30, I'm eatin' a sammich, and I finished reading Watchmen. Hot damn, guys. The last time a graphic novel-y sort of thing was this intriguing, it involved a genius serial killer playing tennis and a silver teaspoon of woe.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FILM ADAPTATION. 3/6/9, baby. ♥

Comments

[erinm_4600]

You forgot to mention the part where you DUMPED ME o.O

*stalking*
*channels Wayne Brady*
*mumbles* Dump me...

I can give you no recommendations, really... add some sparkly text and she'll be hooked :)

[kseda]

Read the Cabaret one, Erin.

[erinm_4600]

Soon as I get home from work... ;)

[luchia13]

CHEATER. Also, I am going to go find a turtle and sniff it, just to see if that's actually that bad an insult, btw.

Do you not know how to do sparkle-text, btw? I can teach you! It's swaanky.

[erinm_4600]

YOU ASSUMED I WAS CHEATING! *sniff*

There was no cheating. There may have been an implication of the thought of cheating... but even that wasn't cheating.

Geez, if I sat there and said "Hey, that Alan Cumming fella I kinda love," would you have still dumped me? I think NOT.

*runs off with Neal*

[luchia13]

THOU SHALT NOT WIN BACK FURTHER YOU/ME PORN BY BRINGING UP ALAN CUMMING! And the idea of cheating is okay but but but you were gonna dump me for Farine and my insecurity complex CANNOT TAKE THAT.

Raaawr and so forth.

I have a wife, a dominatrix, a scantily-clad poolgirl and now The As-Of-Yet Uncategorized You. Mmm, hypocricy~ ♥

[erinm_4600]

You dumped me. I did no dumping. There was no intention of dumping.

Your insecurity? I find out I have a TWOO WUV and am promptly dumped before I can finish reveling in the fact I have a TWOO WUV and you're insecure?

o.O

Obviously, you didn't read the part about Farine/Me/You....

Just for that, I'm undedicating BOTH of the stories I wrote for you. :p *huff*

[luchia13]

Fine. Fiiiiiiine, be that way. You are un-dumped but scowled at for not asking before we ended up in a threesome. IF YOU CAME HOME TO FIND ANOTHER WOMAN IN BED WITH YOUR TWOO WUV, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK?!

Just a simple, Lu, we are now having a threesome with Farine woulda worked just fine. A GIRL NEEDS SOME WARNING, ERIN.

[erinm_4600]

But I didn't intend for it to happen!! I was simply basking in the awesome of Farine for minute and you assumed whatever you assumed and stormed out.

I tell ya, eating alone, with everyone staring: NO BUENO.

*wibble* I don't think we can get past this. You don't trust me. *sniff* Don't touch me.

I need to be alone now.

[luchia13]

We didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, did we. *emo look goes here*

I'm not touching yooouuuu

Also, ironically enough, I'm about to go eat dinner by myself at the dining hall. We can both be alone together.

[erinm_4600]

*holds out hand in Dane Cook-style*
*wibble*
*looks away dramatically*
*tears*

[luchia13]

*wwwwibble*
*takes hand*
*tears*
*CLINGS*
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOOUUU. YOU ARE THE AIIIRRRR.

[erinm_4600]

Melrose!! Forgive me!
*latches*

*wonders if anyone will ever get that one*