I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, so here you go. All of my fanfic and icons in one hopefully-easy-to-navigate post so nobody has to scroll and scroll and scroll to find stuff! Huzzah and whatnot.
Also, have an
AO3. I only put the stuff I like up there, though, so this is the real true complete-type list. ♥
Fanfic
Tin Man
Oneshots
AI Ambrose And The Time Cain Was Kind Of His Wife (For Very Logical Reasons Of Course) - Once upon a time Ambrose made a virtual reality whorehouse called Cabaret. Cain accidentally wakes it up. Porn and mystery ensue! R. AI Ambrose/Cain, Glitch/Cain.
The Four Hundredth Time (And It Never Gets Old, Even If They Do) - Life sucks, then you die. Okay, actual summary: Reincarnated boyfriends are jaded and fun and full of confusing references to their past lives! And there's trolls and religion too. PG-13. Ambrose/Cain, Glitch-ness/Cain-ness [aka Tenpou/Kenren]
Glitch’s Dog Is Only Part-Time (But He’s Always, Always Glitch’s) - Glitch's dog is actually Cain, who is not a dog, but a man. Puppy!Cain fic, aka Cain is a shapeshifter like Toto/Tutor. PG/PG-13, semi-Glitch/Cain.
How DG Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Her Pissy Soul - The fandom's required People Get Daemons (aka soul animals) fic. Results vary from squirrelhorses to elephants. PG!
Jeb Has One To Two-And-A-Half Daddies (Depending On Their Moods And Mental Stability) - Glimbrose adjusts to being Glimbrose. And they pounce Cain. Glimbrose/Cain, PG.
Nonexistence - Once upon a time, a guy got his brain ripped out and a guy he might have known but might not have because he doesn't know much of anything kind of let him escape maybe? PG-13 and WEIRD.
The Twelve-Day Mystery Of Cain’s Living Room (And Eventually The Whole Apartment) - Cain's quarters/living area/whatever is invaded for twelve days with random birds, trees, people, milk, and rings. Christmas does not compute in the O.Z. At all. Glitch/Cain, PG-13.
Unholy, Dirty and Beautiful - Everyone's traumatized. And rightly so! And Glimbrose is not-quite-addicted to the Queen. Clearly a healthy intervention means making out with Cain. Glitch/Cain, PG-13, SEROUS BUSINESS and ~artistic~
We Were Young - This is what leads a guy all the way to the O.Z. from Omaha, and makes him stay. Ahamo/Lavender Eyes, PG!
WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW - Cain's six-year-old granddaughter finally reveals the truth about how Cain survived being shot out a window into a freezing lake. It involved tentacle rape. And Dumbledore. PG!
A Zipperhead’s Guide To Snagging Your Tin Man - It starts with Glitch onna roof. And somehow it ends up with Cain in a sequins red dress and Glitch kicking down doors, all with The Guide's inserted narration. PG-13/R, Glitch/Cain.
Life/Tin Man Fusion
Live Every Day Like Your Hair Was On Fire - Nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise. - Alan Watts [Violence, not-Ambrose/Charlie (aka they're Just Friends), seriously messed up zen quotation. PG-13]
Multi-Chaptered
Fifteen Annuals
Tomo-Spiral-Sessha-Ambrose-Glitch-Joat-Sweetheart is a ninja advisor that takes care of DG for those (SURPRISE!) fifteen years between posession and eclipse. Adventures are had, the Cains are awesome, things are strange, and Glitch's mom is a really intimidating ninja. Glimbrose/Cain. G to NC-17.
Chapter 1: That Part Where Ambrose Gets Executed Chapter 2: The Bit With The Ninjas Chapter 3: The End Of The Ninja Bit Thanks To LOTS OF FIRE Chapter 4: The Resistance Meets A Magical Ninja Princess (And Glitch) Chapter 5: The Part Where Their Cover's Blown Really, Really Badly Chapter 6: That Cliche About Stuff Before Storms Chapter 7: The Part Where Old Plots Are New Issues Chapter 8: The Bit With The Really Problematic Present Chapter 9: The Wind Picks Up Chapter 10: The Storm (3 posts) Hell’s Around The Corner (But the trip ain’t free)
Glitch fixes watches, makes masks, and is also a ruthless crime lord named Ambrose in the 20's. Cain is a cop trying to take him down. And then there's lots of violence and plot and porn. Slightly creepy Glimbrose/Cain. R to NC-17.
I: You Might Get An Example Before The Real Deal (but it sure ain’t with no Virgil) II: You Can Always Pay More (but if you don’t have two coins? You’re fucked) III: Sometimes You Can Leave (but don’t you dare look back) (with link to epilogue)
Sitting In The Middle Of A Seesaw Called Existence
Fusion with the Bleach universe. While Glitch was wandering around the O.Z. with half a brain and a zipper in his head, Ambrose was off killing monsters with a magical sword named Lauhakasi and his friends Lucas and Leona in the spirit world. And then they rebrain Glitch, and everything gets unpleasant. PG-13! GEN ASIDE FROM CANON PAIRINGS!
All 28000 words in one sitting, yayz Works In Progress:
Azkadellia’s Okay! Co-authored with
andrealyn. ♥
The Witch posesses DG instead, so Az, Ambrose, Cain, and Jeb go to the Otherside for protection. And wow is that an extremely basic synopsis. Ambrose/Cain and more. G to NC-17.
All these links go to this journal. Links found on each part go to
glitch_wyatt.
Part 1: Things Explode; Iceland Blamed. Part 2: Pink House Purchased; Introductions Ensue. Part 3: Fight In Classroom; Landslide Victory. Part 4: Cain doesn’t Move; Children Scream. Part 5: Countries Massacred; Restaurant Warned. Part 6: Dog In Prison; Keys Lost. Part 7: Woman Hurt; Ship Sinks. Part 8: Judgment Questioned; Test Given. Part 9: Knives Purchased; Masochism Denied. Part 10: Prowler Exposed; Boyfriend Threatened. Part 11: Azkadellia Dresses Up; Man Faints. Supermax
A dirty, dirty fic. SUPERVILLAINS IN PRISON, and then forced into an UNDERGROUND FIGHTING CIRCUIT. Ambrose, the supervillain knownas Glitch, happily corrupts ex-superhero Cain, aka Tin Man! Murder, mass-murder, superpowers, prison!fic, attempted rape, disturbing imagery, violence, profanity, and slash. R to NC-17
Round 1: Level 5 (MAX) That One Time Fiction And Truth Were Both Strange And Each Other
Doctor Who Crossover~! Glitch has to fix things, since the anti-sun seeder decided to suck up super-powerful stuff from the Whoniverse. Including two Donna Nobles! SWEET! \o/ And the O.Z. and Whoniverse are a lot more connected than anyone thinks. PG to PG-13. Backseat-y Glitch/Cain (aka it's just kind of There).
Part the first. Doctor Who
...aka Viola!Verse and that's all...
Viola!Verse
Viola - He’d sit on the steps of the Valiant and watch Lucy go emptier and emptier as he spoke, liked to watch the Doctor fail at one more thing that only he could really do. [SAXONS! \o/ And dub-con Lucy/Doctor and Master/Doctor subtextiness. R]
Recorder - “Remember, Doctor, that you aren’t the only one who has had a bad couple of days.” [GEN, zomg! Mild angst. And it's SHORT. PG]
Merlin
AND THEN ARTHUR WAS A BUNNY - What the title says, folks. PG, because HE IS A BUNNY.
The Joy Of Joyness - A wizard made of fail tries to kill people with Snow Lioness milk, which grants more or less ecstasy to good people and kills the bad ones. Therefore, we have fluffy OT4 fic. PG-13 for kissing.
Supernatural
>:( - Cas = magical laptop. I REGRET NOTHING. PG.
A Pointed Absence Of Static - Castiel leaves after a few (aka 34) years, and it messes Jimmy up. A lot. Poor baby. [Angst, inevitable character death, Cas is kind of a jerk (aka an angel), next generation stuff, and crazy. PG]
Equinox - Cas jumps around in Dean's timeline since he was 8 years old, but not in chronological order. And they are in love, because this is my song for the OTP celebration that is
dc_fireplace. [Profanity, mentions of sex, sad things, soft tissue getting charred to a gruesme extent (but gets better!) R]
Family Business - Mafia prince Dean meets a weird guy named Castiel while working off his multiple parking tickets' community service at the Taft Ave Soup Kitchen. (And there's torture and PTSD and mystery and stuff.) [OVERALL R. COMPLETE!]
I: Dean vs the stove II: Castiel vs apparently every plan Dean makes III: Dean vs his feeeeeeeeelings IV: Castiel vs dean's rampant misconceptions V: Dean vs the Novak conspiracy VI: Castiel vs the Stove.
+ Supplemental things, such as The Devil in Your Bed.
How Dean Finally Got Sam To Stop Screaming “JESSICA!!!” (and other good stuff you get from sleeping with your brother) - Dean needs sleep, and Sam's nightmares are not conductive to that nocturnal goal. Thus, measures are taken. (The measures don't involve incest yet.) [Warnings are Brother!cuddles and Metallica, I guess...? PG]
Like Some Junkie Cosmonaut - Heaven and angelic-ness are really boring when you've been human. Dean's no fun either, since he's in an angsty melodramatic coma, so Cas and Crowley become BFFs and Cas fixes Dean's emo drama through bluntness. Rock on. PGish.
Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms - Cas is in a harem. Except the harem mostly does craftwork now. Not that that matters to Castiel, who is determined to win his freedom by giving Dean 100 orgasms, and then go home and kill Raphael (that bitch). [Comedy; entire thing could be considered dubcon if you're really picky, R, and with no outright porn despite the title.]
Promises To Keep - Castiel is an obedient immortal angel, which causes bittersweetness regarding his relationship with Dean. [Um. Bittersweetness? Obviously inevitable character death? PG]
Right Of Conquest (two parts) - Lucifer takes a personal interest in Castiel, as they're kindred spirits in a way. Dean is Suspicious and has a big crush on Cas, Sam actually agrees with Lucifer (the guy really does have good ideas, since he's all about the equality), and there's a white horse waiting impatiently in the wing. [Temptation, torture, disturbingly butchered view of biblical events, serious control issues, lots of blasphemy, and aggravating porn. NC-17] Also, this kind of
won stuff.
She Taught Every Angel To Rearrange The Sky - Ellen Harvelle's bar gets some angelic visitors, mostly because the angelic visitors need some help dealing with non-angelic people. And advice for hitting on Dean. [Crack, seriousness, and the pretty pretty blasphemy that is Dean/Castiel. PG and/or PG-13]
Something Primal - Castiel turns himself into a dinosaur to save the Winchesters from an escaped zoo of demonic animals and save a seal (66, not an animal) in the process. And then things get weird. [Serious violence, disturbing themes, and is an unsettling blend of crack and horror. R!]
Tally - Chuck kept track of how things went wrong. 5x04 coda thing! [PG, but still dark and disturbing. Future!Dean/Future!Castiel]
Sherlock
Be My Voice In This World - In which Sir John of Fief Watson (aka Mad John) becomes Sir John of newly-created kind-of-a-Fief Baker Street and meets the demigod of insanity via divine intervention-slash-matchmakerness. Together they fight crime, and people explode! [PG-15; AU, Crossover with Tamora Pierce's Tortall universe, violence. Pre-slash John/Sherlock, Mycroft/"Anthea".]
The Regrettable Case of December Fifth - A serial killer's latest victim forces Lestrade to interrupt John and Sherlock's Sex Day. :( [PG-13; crack, consensual drugging of husbands. John/Asexual!Sherlock. With a Sex Day. Yes, really.]
The Shawl of Sherlock Holmes - John's a Weaver, capable of channeling the abstract into fabric. After meeting Sherlock, his abilities are put to the test more than ever. [PG; magical abilities, AU-ish. Pre-slash-ish?]
Smoke And Ashes - The only person who helped Lestrade find his little boy was a half-dead junkie in a condemned townhouse. [PG-13; Angst, Character Death. pre-series gen!]
The Ties That Bleed - John Watson has been bonded by blood to Sherlock Holmes. Until the day Sherlock dies, they will be tied together. Until the day Sherlock dies, John can't. [R; Angst, Reichenbach, suicidal thoughts and themes, insanity, violence, soulbonding dubcon, Sherlock/John/Madness, Mycroft/Anthea/Anthea/Anthea/Anthea]
Watchmen
stepsideways - No one loves the man whom he fears. Rorschach character study, in which Kovacs is still in his head and there's a strange sort of Rorschach/Kovacs OTP thing going on. Yeah, I don't know. R!
X-Men First Class
Charles' Killer - Link goes to the fic journal; AO3 link
here. When detective Charles Xavier finds himself hunting down a vendetta-driven serial killer, it doesn't take long for him to realize he's in over his head. It only takes a little longer for him to realize his killer is, too. [SO MANY WARNINGS, murder, torture, violence, past child abuse, porn, extremely fucked up relationships, ableism, ridiculous tension both sexual and moral, IT IS REALLY WRONG, GUYS. NC-17 omgggg]
Three Kinds of Learning (AO3 only) - Erik intends to recruit Raven's supposedly amazing, all-powerful older brother. Instead, he finds himself dealing with Charles Xavier, a weak, tweed-addled professor who seems to think powers don't matter nearly as much as personality. Erik's misconceptions are blown apart when Raven goes missing. [Warnings for kidnapping, violence, slavery. R]
The Stuff National Anthems Are Made Of (AO3 only) - Charles and Erik, unintentional co-rulers of the newly-formed Independent Sanctuary of Genosha, have a multi-national navy surrounding their island. Charles takes on the UN, leaving Erik to take on fatherhood and a brand new kind of responsibility, and together, they take on the first true enemy of Genosha. Sequel to Three Kinds Of Learning. [Warnings for politics, bigotry, violence, lots and lots of NPCs dying. R]
Multimedia
Tin Man
Icons
Glitch Inna Hat Cain WITHOUT The Hat 15 Annuals-oriented Icons (Most are dead)
Basic Tin Man Icons. BETTER Basic Tin Man Icons! Videos
All link to youtube.
Promise - Cain and Glitch (Not slashy.)
Azkadellia - The Devil Inside (Az vs Witch)
Tin Man - Answers Unspoken (Azkadellia/Airofday, but in a very bad way...)
Tin Man - Haunted (Gen...ish. WHERE'S THE QUEEN FUNTIMES!)
Crack Videos
(these are on the journal, thanks to being slightly embarassed that they exist...)
Dear Cain Mmmmwhatchasaaaay~
Brand New Day. Because Glitch as Dr. Horrible is irresistible.
Doctor Who (and Torchwood)
MASSIVE icon dump Torchwood, Doctor Who, and...um. And Air Gear.
Icon Dump! (Keep scrolling after Glitch-inna-hat)
SAXONS!!!1! Video
Only The Good Die Young - Saxons! And the Doctor! Don't cheat on your wife!
Supernatural
Icon Dump! 26 of 'em.
Spy Kids (because Alan Cumming is Hot)
Floop! Floop and his SWOOSHY COAT~! Caps:
dj_capslocktiny_prayersksedainvderlavaTime And SpaceAnd much, much more that I'll go find!
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