(Dear) Jerk...
(Dear) Jerk,
I don't know who you are or who inspired you but I'm pretty sure every girl or other person would agree with me when I tell you that it is NOT a great idea to ring someone's bell at 4:00 in the morning and wake them.
And if they are awake and shuffle to the door opener (you never know, right?) please at least have the decency to say a) what you want (you did. You wanted to be let inside.) and b) say your name instead of "just open up, you'll see" when the girl you just pulled out of bed asks you that question, okay?
Otherwise you'll just end up freaking her out, making her both angry, somehwat scared and really, REALLY glad for the extra bolt on her door.
To all the other guys reading this: it CAN be romantic if you bring flowers and try to apologize for something. It's romantic in the movies. But it's NOT okay to just do everything of the above.
Please remember that.
Lucey
I don't know who you are or who inspired you but I'm pretty sure every girl or other person would agree with me when I tell you that it is NOT a great idea to ring someone's bell at 4:00 in the morning and wake them.
And if they are awake and shuffle to the door opener (you never know, right?) please at least have the decency to say a) what you want (you did. You wanted to be let inside.) and b) say your name instead of "just open up, you'll see" when the girl you just pulled out of bed asks you that question, okay?
Otherwise you'll just end up freaking her out, making her both angry, somehwat scared and really, REALLY glad for the extra bolt on her door.
To all the other guys reading this: it CAN be romantic if you bring flowers and try to apologize for something. It's romantic in the movies. But it's NOT okay to just do everything of the above.
Please remember that.
Lucey