There are no words for how necessary this meme is.

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Stolen word-for-word from Discedo, who took it from Gargleblasted, who apparently lifted it from Mayfield, it's

THE LOVE ME!! MEME

➔ You're walking along the dirty streets and see someone. Not just anyone. The one. You love them. No, seriously, you're suddenly madly in love with them. Who cares who they are, if you know them, if they

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Fon Master Ion

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[Hey fellow derplica]

#1 PREPARE FOR A TRAINWRECK

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[Oh hey, it's Luke!]

[Luke.]

[His Luke.]

[Ion rushes over, a bright smile on his face, and quickly latches onto Luke's arm.] Luke! So good to see you! How have you been? Have you been okay? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever, Luke!

OH GOD ADSFLJSFJ;

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[... Oookay Ion is more clingy than usual BUT THAT'S OKAY because Ion's cute like that.]

Uh... Yeah, I've been okay! I just got kidnapped but, uh... hopefully it won't be too bad.

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What? Kidnapped!? [Look of absolute horror. He's clinging a little tighter, now. Better not lose circulation in that pretty little hand of yours, Luke.]

No! No, I won't accept that, Luke! If you're kidnapped, I won't be able to see you!

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H-Hey, ow, jeez! [ATTEMPT TO TUG HIS ARM AWAY GO.]

You'll see me later, you know, when I get back?

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I can't possibly wait that lon- a-ah, Luke! [Lets go out of surprise, suddenly looking tearful.]

I... I-I'm sorry! Did I hurt you? I didn't mean it, Luke, please don't be cross with me! Oh, I wouldn't be able to take it if I knew you were upset with me!

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[Uhhh... Ion, what.]

Look, chill out for a second! I'm not mad or anything! Just... don't hold on so tightly, okay?

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[Back to that bright smile. With tears still running down his face. Creepiness is a go.] ... I-I'm so relieved. I promise, I won't do that again, Luke! I'll be gentle from now on...

[And he's taking Luke's hand, gently just as he said, and he brings it up to his face to caress it against his cheek.] Is this better, my love?

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[WHOA WHOA WHOA THAT WAS AN INTIMATE GESTURE

And... "my love"?

JERKING HIS HAND BACK]

W-Wait, what do you mean by "love"?!

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[Luke, have you ever kicked a puppy and then set it's doggy house on fire? No? Well, that's the look Ion has on his face right now: he is now that puppy.]

I-I... Luke, you... I thought you knew! [Takes a step closer.] I love you, Luke! You're the most important person to me in my life! I don't want to be without you for another second!

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[... Oh god, that look. It's worse than Mieu. It's worse than the looks us used to give Guy to make him do something. It's far, far worse.

Luke has to look away from it. Thankfully, this also hides that look of embarrassed shock.]

Y-You- I... Look, I'm sorry, but... I don't think I can, uh... return your feelings?

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[That look on his face only gets worse. He looks as though he could start crying at any minute!]

[No. He can't accept this. For once in his life, there's something, someone, he wants above all else And he's not about to let anyone else take that person away from him.]

[He takes another step closer.]

How could... how could you say such a terrible thing? Such a terrible lie? I'd do anything for you, can't you see that!?

[Another step forward.]

I would die- no, I have died... I've died for you, Luke! And I die again every time, every time, I see you with someone else and not by my side!

i hope you roll a one for every single comment you get

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[And Guy is just out visiting Ion because he's nice like that.]

Afternoon, Fon Master.

#1. AGAIN. SERIOUSLY. DID YOU JUST JINX ME WHAT IS THIS.

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Guy! [The brightest of bright smiles is on Ion's face as he rushes over and tackles Guy into a hug, burying his face into the other boy's chest.]

So good to see you, Guy! It's been so long! What have you been up to?

[Not. Letting. Go.]

I AM SO PLEASED

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[OOF okay hello there. At least Ion's not a lady we think. Guy just uh, rubs Ion's back comfortingly because he sounds happy but maybe he's just so sad he's smiling? Yeah he doesn't know.]

Um. I've just- you know, the usual. Everything okay?