Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[floralphantasm]

[Virgo

"The body under the couch is starting to smell."
"The bump on your back is actually the head of your unformed twin."
"Your smile scares children."
"Don't sleep, shriners want to eat you."

What drivel. Yuuka reads through this strange writing in her journal and closes it soon after... But then slowly reopens it. This is going to have some sort of effect on her, she isn't stupid.

With a sigh she looks forward to meeting this twin of hers.]

Day 1-6
[A certain youkai hasn't been getting any sleep. Throughout the week, Yuuka will become more and more tired, stumbling around and trying to think straight despite how tired she is. Come the last day it'll be hard for her to focus properly and she'll be all sorts of agitated... And probably doing her best to stay awake despite how tempting it is to lay down.]

Day 2

Yes yes, I agree completely, but why must sunflowers be confined only to the warmer months? They are much--

[...She's talking to herself it seems. Wandering around the village today, Yuuka will be making quite polite conversation with her twin who she wasn't even aware she had until recently. It's a shame they're stuck to her back and no one else can hear them but her, but oh well.]

Day 3-4
[If the constant smiling wasn't enough already... Feel free to run in fear from her normal smiling face, children especially.]

Day 5
[It's been five days since that body showed up in her apartment, but she's been feeling so tired that she hasn't done anything about it. That smell is terrible though...

A very groggy Yuuka picks up the body by one leg and drags it behind her, through the plaza and eventually ends up dumping it off one of the bridges and into the river below. There, no more body. That was easy... Back to not falling asleep.]

Day 2

[wannabolt]

[Okay, that's... weird. Why the heck is Yuuka talking to herself?

Welp, Dash is gonna hover close and see what's up.]

Who're you talking to?

Day 2

[floralphantasm]

Isn't it obvious? [No.] Some might see it as quite rude to interrupt another's conversation you know. I'm currently in a discussion with my new found twin over seasonal blooms.

[wannabolt]

Twin?

[Blinkblink.]

What twin?

[floralphantasm]

You can't tell? [Twirling around to give RD a view of her back.] It seems my twin has made themselves known only recently. They would greet you, however it's not everyday they meet flying ponies.

[wannabolt]

[... Uh, what? She continues to stare.]

It's just your back.

[floralphantasm]

Look closer why don't you... [Yeah, there's a bump on her back, right between her shoulder blades. It's a little hard to pick out beneath her clothing and between her wings, but there's definitely something there.

And that something is totally her twin.] It's rude to ignore others by saying such things out loud you know. Apologise.

[wannabolt]

[Okay, she just looks more and more baffled here. After a few moments she rolls her eyes.]

It's just a bump.

Day 5, oh yeah

[dun_measure_up]

[Gum in mouth. Chew. Arms crossed, done. Throat cleared. Good.]

Ain't got a permit to be dumping, I wager?

Day 5, yeaaaah

[floralphantasm]

I wasn't aware I needed one. [It's clear from how she's speaking that Yuuka is more than a little tired. There are thick bags under her eyes which are half open at best.] Ah well, the deed is done now, there's little else that can be done at this point.

Re: Day 5, yeaaaah

[dun_measure_up]

Depends, stuck on a piling or not?

You did dump it upstream of bridge, Sugar.

[floralphantasm]

Do I look as if I would know~? [Rubbing her temples slowly, basic conversation has become such an awkward task. Tiredness be damned.] Is there perhaps an art to ridding myself of such things that I am not well versed thing? Normally I would care less and would leave the bodies to littler the ground, but I felt this one deserved a little more than to become fertiliser.

[dun_measure_up]

Any particular reason for that?

[For the moment, totally skipping the reason for having a body in the first place, because...well, we'll just skip that, for the moment.]

[floralphantasm]

The stench was hardly the most pleasant of things. Back home I can only assume the bodies of any stray youkai and fairies were masked by the fragrance of flowers. Here however I find the scent rather pungent, overwhelmingly so.

[Oh, she'll need to spin a good tale about where she acquired this body if he asks. It 'just appearing' isn't the best of stories. With the body now gone, Yuuka unhooks the parasol she has clipped to her waist and unfurls it.]

[dun_measure_up]

Good fertilizer, though.

[He looked out over the side.]

Who was he?

Day 5

[command_medli]

[There's no narration that can accurately describe how Medli feels when she sees/smells a woman dragging a corpse through the plaza.]

Excuse me, miss, but... what are you doing with that?