Alice's Adventures in Alice in Wonderland

[shadedsunlight]

Who: shadedsunlight, lostinmyway, so_shik, magicwarding, justicereigns, consultmybooks, folkloristic, and talontrot
What: Alice's first hand experience of Alice in Wonderland
When: Friday, September 30th
Where: All around Luceti
Summary: Alice, as Alice, explores the wonders of Luceti Wonderland and learns some valuable lessons in the end. But... not really.
Rating: A for Alice. (or R for language)

Comments

The Caterpillar

[shadedsunlight]

Interesting. Smoke trailing through the air with no apparent fire around catches Alice's attention and she goes to investigate. There's only one person she can think of who would be around smoke and she'd never complain about his company, even if this situation.

The Caterpillar

[justicereigns]

Smoker is busy contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Like colors. Why are they so damn colorful? Everything should be white and black, or at least grey. He puffs on his suspicious cigars, while sitting on what he is currently convinced is a giant mushroom; surrounded in a far too colorful forest. In other words, he's tripping out, and he's hanging out near the fountain, oblivious to all the people running around like crazy. For no apparent reason, he keeps making his smoke into special rings. And vowels. And Japanese kanji while he's at it. Why is anyone's guess.

"Why are keigun and kaizoku so similarly written?" They're not. Which is a whole other story than the fact that he's worrying about this in the first place, and even asking it out loud.

Oh. My. God. *dying of laughter*

[shadedsunlight]

...Woah. Alice sneezes and waves away smoke away from her face as she tracks the source down to Smoker (naturally). She watches the rings, letters, and kanji trail into the air, then looks over at Smoker.

Wow. You're stoned.

XDDD I aim to please

[justicereigns]

The marine huffs and crosses his arms. And then legs. Is it just him or does he have too many limbs? Or is it too few? What was the appropriate number for people to have again?

"I am not a stone. I am made of smoke." Vital secrets of the universe there.

[shadedsunlight]

Alice looks at the extra sets of legs (a pity they aren't extra arms) with a quirked smile.

Right. Made of smoke. Course, Smokey. So. How do I get out of this mess?

[justicereigns]

They're all made of smoke anyway.

"Which mess would that be? Life is a mess and death does not escape it. And that goes double for Luceti." To be fair to the stoner, that is pretty true.

[shadedsunlight]

Still could be pretty hot if those were arms.

Thank you words of wisdom, stoner Smoker. Though his words do have some sense to them, they don't exactly help the current situation.

Hi. I'm stuck in a fluffy dress, you're stoned, I want out. What am I supposed to do next?

[justicereigns]

She could always try to switch him into having extra arms. God know he's hallucinating a bit.

"Wash it away with the sins of your youth." Whatever the fuck that means. "And I am not stoned. I'm smoked." Like ham. Hmmmm he wants ham now.

[shadedsunlight]

So much for finding enlightenment. Alice sighs and moves over to sit on the giant mushroom aka the fountain edge.

So you're going to do this all day?

[shadedsunlight]

So much for finding enlightenment. Alice sighs and moves over to sit on the giant mushroom aka the fountain edge.

So you're going to do this all day?

[justicereigns]

"Do what all day?" Smoker folded an extra pair of arms. "What are you doing out here anyway? It's dangerous today." He tells the highly trained assassin. Oh yeah, that'll work.