Alice's Adventures in Alice in Wonderland

[shadedsunlight]

Who: shadedsunlight, lostinmyway, so_shik, magicwarding, justicereigns, consultmybooks, folkloristic, and talontrot
What: Alice's first hand experience of Alice in Wonderland
When: Friday, September 30th
Where: All around Luceti
Summary: Alice, as Alice, explores the wonders of Luceti Wonderland and learns some valuable lessons in the end. But... not really.
Rating: A for Alice. (or R for language)

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The White Rabbit

[shadedsunlight]

Alice was quite confused when she woke up in the morning because here was a beautiful day where no one dying or otherwise being mauled. It was quiet, peaceful, nice even. That meant there was no logical reason for her to be out and around at all. Worse, she was stuck in the strangest of dresses that refused. To come. Off. Grr.

After a hasty breakfast of some toast and orange juice, Alice set out to the village to figure out what the hell was going on. Maybe someone would have some answers for her. And hopefully someone who didn't know her too well because really, this was one embarrassing dress.

I find it amazingly appropriate that I'm late to this post.

[lostinmyway]

One of the first hints Alice might get about her situation might be the White Rabbit. Or, well, what's supposed to be the White Rabbit. Somewhere along the lines, someone must've gotten their wires crossed (or maybe the Malnosso are simply showing off their twisted sense of humour once again), because something seems just a little bit...off.

This White Rabbit doesn't quite seem to be behaving properly, either. Instead of running past and frantically consulting her pocketwatch, she's moving at more of, well, an amble. She doesn't sound particularly concerned, either, judging from the dreamy tone of her words.

"Dear, dear. I shall be too late." And then she pauses to think. "Shall I? Hmm...."

And thus right on time. <3

[shadedsunlight]

And suddenly the day became awesome. Alice gawks unashamedly at Grune, taking her time committing the wonderful image to memory. Thank you, forces that be, thank you so much. After staring for a little longer, Alice goes up to Grune and gives a great big smile, quickly scrawling out a message.

Morning, Grune! You look especially beautiful today. Going somewhere?

Haha, awesome.

[lostinmyway]

That's a question that's difficult at the best of times, but now? Good luck getting a proper answer out of her, Alice.

"Hmm.... I think so. I wonder where I want to go."

[shadedsunlight]

You're here now. Did you come to visit me?

Alice has picked up on the need to jog Grune's memory. Or at least plant helpful little suggestions to sway things one way or another.

[lostinmyway]

"Yes, that's...." Grune's voice dies away. Ordinarily, that would be exactly what she was doing, but today, something is different. Besides the outfit.

"I think I'm late." That sounds right...she thinks.

[shadedsunlight]

Late for a party? Meeting someone? With Grune, Alice can be patient. She can behave. She can enjoy looking at Grune's ample cleavage while she waits for a response. Take as long as you want, Grune, it's all good.

[lostinmyway]

"Hmm...." She thinks about that. "Maybe I'm meeting someone. I'm sure it's very important...I think."

Oh, my, this is a puzzle.

[shadedsunlight]

If it's someone important, we should probably find out who it is. Wouldn't want you to be late and all. Could be trouble. Be bad if something happened to your pretty head.

...Wait. Blue dress. White rabbit. Running late.

[lostinmyway]

"Oh, I'm sure everything will work out," she says, not noticing Alice's growing awareness of her role. "I'll just say 'I'm sorry' if I'm late."

[shadedsunlight]

'Not if the queen of hearts isn't a nice person,' Alice thinks to herself, maintaining a smile.

I'm sure that'll be okay. We just need to figure out where to go now.

Hey, Grune, can I have a hug?

[lostinmyway]

Grune's face lights up. "Oh, yes, of course!"

And she enfolds Alice in her arms, and, of course, her bosom.

[shadedsunlight]

And so the world became beautiful and nothing else mattered. Alice will be enjoying this moment, thanks.

[lostinmyway]

As will Grune. Alice is very cuddly, after all, and it's nice to be close to your friends.

[shadedsunlight]

Yes, Alice is very cuddly, especially when large breasts are involved. No, it doesn't matter what happens for the rest of the day, this is amazing. It will be cherished and treasured for the rest of her life.

Ginia will also never find out. She needs to earn the experience for herself.

[lostinmyway]

Sadly, all good things must come to an end, and eventually, Grune pulls back.

"Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be late," she says calmly, although she's still not sure exactly what she'll be late for. It seems to be very important, though, whatever it is.