Life Unexpected

[godbent]

Who: godbent and markofthewise (under markofthegod wisebent)
What: see here
When: Forward dated to tomorrow morning
Where: House 10
Summary: The first day of the body switch plot
Rating: Dubious

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[markofthegod]

[It's about five in the morning.

And she woke up, alarmed, surprised, wondering what happened. And other stuff like that. Really, there's a lot of shock, a lot of awe, and more than a little alarm. She decided she needed to get up, sneak out... and then go from there. This is only redoubled when she looks in the mirror and hears some of the other people in the house and doesn't recognize all of the decor...

Actually, she'll look back later in the day and probably marvel at how rational she is able to be right now. Blame Luceti.

She only bothers to throw on a shirt and ... something. Okay, basic cover up, maybe she looks mis-matched but. Bigger priorities. Yes. She needs to get to House 10 to see if this is really what she thinks it is. But- oh dammit the door's locked. Maybe if she knocks harder on the window of her bedroom]

[wisebent]

[Usually Sokka is the first one to wake up in the house. He has Okita Souji to blame for that. When he wakes up to the sound of banging outside, he opens his eyes blearily and silently wished for it to go away. When it doesn't seem to go away, he throws the blanket off and starts to climb out of bed. He finds it only mildly odd that it seemed like the floor was a little further away from the bed than usual, but whatever.

He stands up and walks to the window, scratching his bottom, and then being startled to realize that his curtains are not that color. He takes a wild look around the room and quickly realizes this isn't his room either. What the hell, did the Malnosso move him into someone else's room!?

And then the knocking continues. Why is something bothering him now!? He finally steps forward, opens the curtains, and looks out the window to see himself outside it. And then he fell over in shock.]

[markofthegod]

[...

Did he just faint? Oh he did not just faint when she's stuck on this side of the window]

[wisebent]

[No, he did not faint. He's sitting on the ground staring in shock at the window. Did he always look so dumb when he was gawking?

Okay, this is Luceti, this isn't the weirdest thing to happen to him before. Maybe. Either way, he stands up again, creeps up to the window, and unlocks it. He pulls it up (noticing that it's heavier than his window at home) and looks at his... clone.]

Okay you better- [And then he chokes. Was that HIS voice!?]

[markofthegod]

[Wow she looks that... dumb? Cute? Moe? God forbid when she's confused and indignant? Okay, she needs to lean up against the windowsill, surprised now in spite of her earlier composure. So this is...]

Yeah. Hi.

[wisebent]

I have a girly voice! [He stares down at his hands.] And... girly hands!? [And then the same thing he did when he woke up as Suki. He clutches his chest.] And... and...

[He glares back up at... well, his body.]

Who are you!?

[markofthegod]

Who do you think?! [Wait. Just woke up - also wow this voice is so weird coming out of her mouth. She points ( a very Haruhi-esuqe movement, really ) at her closet. There should be a mirror inside of it's door]

[wisebent]

I don't know! [He is just... why does this have to happen now?! Angry at whoever is using his body, he whirls around to go look where he's directed. There is indeed a mirror. When he sees the face looking back at him, he pales considerably. The idea of being stuck in some girl's body is bad enough, but why oh why OH WHY did it have to be Haruhi's!?]

You... you can't be serious... [He tugs on one of the locks of hair as if somehow moving on it will make him into some other girl he'd feel slightly less annoyed at being stuck in. Unfortunately it does nothing.]

I don't even remember being kidnapped!

[markofthegod]

I don't either! [ :| ...Maybe she should try to come inside. Looking at the window, it should be big enough to climb in even if you were a Sokka-sized person, right? So while he's doing that she's going to try to climb in. Wow, these muscles are not something she's used to though - the whole frantic run over here in the hapidash closes is one thing, but now that she's (almost) calmer

Huh. The little things]

[wisebent]

[He just stares at the mirror with the most pathetic of faces, but seeing his body enter from the mirror, he finally turns around. That's when he notices the mismatched clothes that Haruhi is in. And she's BAREFOOT! And Sokka's hair is everywhere. Did she come across all of town like that?

He marches up to Haruhi about to yell at her when he realizes he's staring into his own chest. Okay... this is weird. He glares up at Haruhi.]

Don't tell me you went across the village looking like that! [He's got an image to maintain, you know!]

[markofthegod]

It's like five in the morning! No one was around to see it-

[Wait, trying to get down, tripping a bit- ah, there, caught herself]

-It. Besides, even if they did you can just make up some excuse.

[wisebent]

An excuse. Right. I'll just tell them, "Oh hey nevermind me running across town earlier today, I'm just in a different body now. We still on for that date, Suki?" Yeah, that's going to be just swell.

[He grimaces at the thought because of course it's inevitable. He's going to have to tell everyone he's stuck in Haruhi's body and they're all going to think it's hilarious. Especially Toph.]

[markofthegod]

Oh yeah, like you have it so bad.

[She huffs, crossing her arms. ...only to not feel the familiar chest there to cross under. Oh, weird]

[wisebent]

Well look at me! I'm like... five foot nothing. They'll make fun of me and feel sorry for you.

[Jeez, what is he even supposed to do now? Tired of having to look up at his own face, he steps back to sit on the bed.]

[markofthegod]

I'm five foot two, thank you.

[Man why is she even arguing about that. With a sigh, she goes to take a seat next to Sokka on it. It's her bed after all, might as well]

[wisebent]

Whatever. [Yeah except it's really weird sitting next to your own body. Especially when it's bigger than you currently are. He stubbornly looks away then... oh, that's Haruhi's journal. He instantly reaches over and snatches it.]

Okay, okay. So... we don't remember getting kidnapped, right? So that means it's probably another experiment. [... which is weird, because when do the Malnosso do experiments in the middle of a New Feather cycle?] So there's going to be a ton of people on here complaining about it, right?