A hundred dollar dine, a tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line

[liketofu]

Who: New Feathers! Actually, anyone's cool.
What: New Feather welcome party.
When: Saturday, 6pm and onto...some hour of the night.
Where: Welcome Centre
Summary: It's a luau! Come dressed in your Hawaiian best (or if you don't, you might get a leis and maybe a Hawaiian shirt...or a grass skirt shoved on you) and mingle!
Rating: G-PG? idk, man,

Comments

[gasconadead]

[ ................... why is he here? How did he even end up here. Can he leave now? He's got on six leis and he doesn't even know how. There is a grass skirt just sort of chilling out in his hand. It's terrible. At the very least, he feels very .... festive.

He'll just chill out awkwardly in a corner until he finds a pretty girl or other interesting resident to zero in on, just to cover his nerves and thoughts of "this is ridiculous" and "where is Rapunzel." ]

[liketofu]

[Sup, Flynn, you called for a pretty girl?]

Pretty sure you're supposed to put that on.

[gasconadead]

.... Iiiii think I'd rather not. Got kind of a reputation to keep up. The kind that doesn't go well with grass skirts.

[liketofu]

The fuddy-duddy type?

[gasconadead]

H-Hey! I find that remark to be offensive! You take that back! [ He shakes the grass skirt back and forth "menacingly." It just looks silly. ] I'm no fuddy duddy! And if I have to prove it I will!

[liketofu]

[This is a trollface.]

Oh yeah? Prove it then.

[gasconadead]

[ ..... B| ]

Wh-- Well fine then! You just watch me!

[ He puts it on -- over his head. It gets stuck at his shoulders. IRRITABLY TAKES IT BACK OFF, steps into it this time. Fits it snugly around his hips. Places hands on his hips and gives her a cocky look. ] See? Grass skirt. Voilà.

[liketofu]

[Keeping a straight face all through this. Mmmhmm.]

Nice, nice. But hmm, it just kinda hangs there if you're just gonna stand there and all.

Try doing a dance.

.... AHAHAHAHA

[gasconadead]

[ ... ]

Wh-- come on, really?! I already have the stupid thing on! You can't do this to a man's dignity!

IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

[liketofu]

What, a man's dignity can't even put up with some dancing?

oh man sorry for slow i LOVE THIS A LOT.

[gasconadead]

[ ...

Shimmies his hips. With this face. ]

Pffft, slow is my middle name.

[liketofu]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Let's see a smile to go with that hip-shakin'!

Gee, it's mine too! What a small world. |D

[gasconadead]

You ... are very devious. [ He says, with a grin. ] And if you ever tell anyone else I'm doing this I will find a way to pay you back, so help me. [ Definitely kidding. As ridiculous as he feels, well, at least he has a cute girl smiling at him. ]

We might even be related!

[liketofu]

Oh come on, like you aren't enjoying just shimmying around a pretty young thing!

... m-my long lost .. uh ... cousin! Is that you?! ;~;

[gasconadead]

[ ... okay, that makes him laugh. ] Modest, too. But hey, who am I to knock a girl who knows her own ... strengths? [ Grin. He shimmies his hips -- even gets in a little accompanying arm action -- looking for all the world like he's enjoying himself. Then he stops, and places one hand on his hip, while extending the other towards her. ]

Flynn Rider.

Of course not, don't be silly. I'm your grandaunt twice removed.

[liketofu]

Rise Kujikawa. [She eyes the outstretched hand with a mischievous eye.] Is that an invitation to dance with you or do you just want to shake my hand?