The wind in the willow

[malnosso]

Who: Everyone!
What: Love event shenanigans
When: Today, all day
Where: The main plaza
Summary: A large pink willow has overtaken the central plaza, creating the perfect romantic atmosphere. But what is this strange fruit hanging from the branches...?
Rating: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

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[under the tree]

[oda_hates_me]

[Nevermind the damn tree. Sanji's more interested in the fruit, when he spots them hanging. He willingly approaches for a closer look, drawn by a chef's disposition that quickly kills off suspicion once he's right underneath the heavy branches. After a quick bite of hesitance... he picks one that is bright red and the paler cousin for comparison, rolling them in his hands and checking for plumpness.

Oh, if only he knew he was holding weapons of mass destruction. And why the urge to eat them both...]

8]

[one_green_eye]

[Hey, the tree is the most interesting thing here, obviously.

Memory loss or no, the events of the week have taught him to be cautious. But caution only wins so far over curiosity-- and this is some peculiar flora we're talking about. It's stepping around and around the large trunk of the tree (why does this tree remind him of other less savory trees), that he runs into--

oh don't tell him you just started eating the stuff.]

HAET. SO MUCH HAET.

[oda_hates_me]

[Tch, you nerd.

And no, he has not started eating anything. But that's alright, because now he has you: the guinea pig]

Oi, Ginko! [Waving you closer. Look, look at the food! In fact, here's one tossed your way - the unripened one]

TSUN ALL YOU WANT

[one_green_eye]

[catches it. With a scrutinizing frown, much like an unknown species of anything might receive.]

Don't tell me you think this is edible.

FFF Tsuning is as close to flirting as you're getting

[oda_hates_me]

Of course it's edible! [He... thinks.

... It just feels like he should eat it, alright? Stop raining on his parade]

Stop worrying so much, Ginko. [MUNCH]

1/2

[one_green_eye]

[ASDHKASDFKLAF NO DON'T....]

[one_green_eye]

[.....

and now he's going to wait for you to die or turn pink. 8| Like a goddamn scientist.]

[oda_hates_me]

[He does neither. suck on that, bastard. 8|

....

brb getting another one.] You should try these things! [Actually, getting two more, and already wondering how many different recipes he can squeeze out of them]

[one_green_eye]

Someone needs to be alive to cure the idiots who get sick. [FROWN.

That being said, he's not above investigating the fruit in his hands. Shit, it even smells like spring. This is about three bad-story mushi rolled into one.]

[oda_hates_me]

Stop being so damn grumpy. [All smiles over here. All smiles. And he even turns and shoots Ginko one to offset that ugly frown. 8|

... /noms]

[one_green_eye]

[grumbling grumbling] -- you'd think a chef would be more cautious. [peering at you with no pretense now. Just waaaaiting for the effect. He hasn't seen anything yet 8| ]

/can not take this seriously

[oda_hates_me]

Jeez, what's got you so wound up? [draping arm over your shoulder. Frieeeeeeeeeeeend *^* BFF.]

Just try one! You'll feel better, I promise.

/never takes Sanji srsly 8D

[one_green_eye]

[.....apparently it makes you kind of drunk?

ugh.] If something awful happens, it's on you. [/FROWNING STILL.

And he's cutting this thing open with his knife before biting it.

Huhhhh.]

ffff 8| And this is why I blame you for this

[oda_hates_me]

See? [Screw flirting. Sanji feels warm and happy and pretty cool with the fact he's late for work now.

And he got you to eat.]

Just fruit. I'd say the Malnosso bastards owe us something good.

[one_green_eye]

[Why is it having eaten only half of this,

that suddenly it occurs to him

what the problem might be here]

...

Yeah. Maybe they'll top it off with memory loss.

[oda_hates_me]

[flopping on the ground... and frowning faintly when he feels a tip of his high run out. Time for another piece! He'll go ripe this time and ruin his life]

Tch, are you kidding? This is the only part I wanna remember.