IIIIT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!

[asobouyo]

Who: Elicia and a bunch of sorry souls!
What: Elicia's mallynapping problem is narrating people's day into horrible 5-year-old's stories. Good luck, soldiers. o7
When: The 23rd! Anytime during it!
Where: Wherever your character is-setting liable to spontaneously change. BU
Summary: Well, now that Elicia unintentionally has a special gift for gab, it's

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[crytearsofjoy]

[Today, unlike usual, Winry is spending most of her time in the grocer! She had already hit the library for recipes, and now she's searching for cookie supplies. A basket hangs from her arm, and her hair is let down so that it may shelter her ears from the cold. She reaches an arm out to pick up some semi-sweet chocolate chips. Little does she know a story courtesy of her little sister is about to begin.]

[asobouyo]

[Is Elicia steepling her fingers evilly?

Nope. But she might as well.]

...Once upon a time, there was a normal girl named... mm... Windy! She had the longest hair in the village-and was always clean and pretty, and she had to wrap it around her arm so it wouldn't get messy!

[crytearsofjoy]

[After a small yelp of surprise Winry finds her self with an abundance of hair, and any dust she collected from rummaging through the library gone. Ignoring the chocolate chips for now she looks down at herself.]

What in the world? [And was that Elicia's voice she had heard?]

[asobouyo]

Not only was it the prettiest hair, it was made-um... of gold hair! And that made it cost lots of money. 'Cause of that, she was treated like a princess! She even got to wear a pretty poofy dress~

[Aaaa, Elicia would looove to have a princess dress... *A*]

[lists_to_port]

[Jack is busy dragging a very sap-sticky pine tree back toward his apartment. There's sap everywhere: in his hair, on his hands, covering his clothing. What the hell, tree.]

[asobouyo]

Once upon a time, there was a really brave, strong pirate...!

[Disembodied voice, Jack? Are you going crazy? B|]

[lists_to_port]

[Jack has SO MANY disembodied voices, child. He does glance up and around at this one, however; then:] Aye, though I'm rarely recognized for those qualities.

[But as he walks, his posture changes: chest puffed out more, stride more confident and less prancy.]

[asobouyo]

He also liked adventuring, and finding lotsa' buried treasure! He was the best at it! And his ship was also the greatest ship ever!

[Um, yeah. Jack? Suddenly there's an endless expanse of sea in front of you, and a boat of mighty mightiness docked at a pier. Oh goodness!]

It had five whole sails, and... um, um, two cannons!

[Two. Whole. Cannons!!]

[cakeblocked]

[Luke is trying to wrap up a present! Unfortunately, this is his first time actually doing this, so it isn't going so well. After about the thousandth time that the paper springs out of his hands thanks to him trying to reach over to grab the tape-]

Wh-This is impossible!

[asobouyo]

[Ew, Luke, what awful penmanship.

But this is not important, because-]

Once upon a time, there was a magical reindeer...!

[I'm so sorry, Luke.]

[cakeblocked]

[Luke was just about to throw the wrapping paper across the room and yell at Guy to do it for him when that voice comes out of nowhere. He pauses with the paper held high in the air and glances around, trying to see if his journal is nearby.]

... Huh?

[asobouyo]

This wasn't a ordinary reindeer, though-it used to be a strong fighter named... uh, Leek! But a powerful wizard was really mean and turned Leek into a deer, 'cause he hated how tough Leek was!

[Suddenly, a flurry of magical glitter and sparkles! Luke may start feel himself... changing...!

Either that, or he'll inexplicably be dressed like a reindeer.

Pick your poison!]

[winged_moon]

[Yukito is on the way to the grocery store in search of ingredients for Christmas cake. It's a bit windy out but still a nice day, and he's enjoying the walk, idly humming to himself as he wanders with hands shoved deep into the pockets of his coat.]

[asobouyo]

Once upon a time-

[That's the trend opener, here, dear Yukito~]

-there was a cowboy named Kito.

[Cue the spurs and cowboy hat.]

[winged_moon]

[...okay, hearing voices isn't entirely new to Yukito, but this one sounds absolutely nothing like Yue. He glances up and blinks, wondering if there's a little girl somewhere nearby... and suddenly notices his clothing has changed. He looks exactly like the main character in that one movie about the sheriff and the bandits, and he gives a startled laugh as he realizes.]

Really?

[asobouyo]

Really!

[Disembodied voice is amazed at this journal technology. Stories that talk back... *A*]

Kito walked around a lot and went to aaaall the different sa-loons! No one ever fought him, 'cause they knew they'd be beat!

But one day when he walked into town, he saw'd that everyone wasn't outside! They were hiding in their houses!

[Ready for a scene change? Welcome to the wild west, Yukito-all around you are tumbleweeds and saloons and old-westerny abodes. Strangely enough, it was true: there was no one around...]

We've got a request to incorporate Kurt and Brook in this 'un

[touchofrogue]

[Rogue is minding her own business, on her way back from the Battle Dome.]

Got it! ^_^

[asobouyo]

[Wait for it... Waaaait for it...]

Once upon a time... there was a nice witch!

[Ever tried on a black robe and witch hat? Mind if you have a broom in hand?

Welcome to Elicialand, madam.]

excellent

[touchofrogue]

[Rogue hearing voices? Not so unusual. Rogue hearing voices that suddenly change what she's wearing? Somewhat moreso. She stares at the broom which appeared in her hand.]

What the--

[...at least the costume is letting her keep her gloves.]

>:^D And I have the perfect story for you three~~

[asobouyo]

This witch's name was... Rouge! And she was one of the best witches ever! But no one accepted her, cause she was different from them... She wanted friends, but no one would be friends with a witch.

[Sad voice goes here, man.]

So she decided to go on the long road to The Magical City! There was a special person there who could make her biggest wishes and dreams come true!

[And behold, the enviroment changes-a forest, yes, but also a long, winding road through it. Colored with different color tiles.]