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Feb 11, 2010 02:46

[Nami is in her room. Just. You know. Chilling out. Reading. Doing non-dangerous stuff and not stepping a foot outside her door in case, say, Luceti explodes or a piano falls on her head. Or maybe a small puppy decides to destroy the sun. WHAT DO YOU DO.]

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/also enabled/ sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 16:21:35 UTC

[ 8| Mother Captain Usopp-sama is on the case. ]

Oi Nami, we need to have a talk.

mikangirl February 10 2010, 16:27:14 UTC

...yes, Usopp?

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:00:26 UTC

[ Siiiiigh. Yanno, their mothers never had to deal with this shit. How can he best handle this delicate, delicate matter. ]

Look. I know that it's not exactly your fault or anything, and it's not like Luffy and Zoro and Sanji don't go out getting into trouble all the time on their own, and I know that a lot of it is because your friends are in trouble but Nami you have bad guys hiding under your furniture now.

I think there's something wrong here.

[ That's right. ]

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:12:37 UTC

You think?

...well, that's just Ganondorf under the bed. I'm afraid to check the closet. Why don't you do it?

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:14:34 UTC

No. I know.

And like hell I'm checking the closet! You know what he does in the thread above this one, what if there's someone worse waiting in there?!

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:17:37 UTC

Well, I'm not familiar with Ganondorf, so I don't know if there is anyone worse. Let me think. [Counting off on fingers.]

'kay, so probably Yuber or Kefka. Not Jin. Uh, Nu maybe? Then there's Hazama and Ayanami and possibly Hyuuga, but that hasn't happened yet ... hmm. Oh. And that Kadaj--

OH. Never mind. Kefka was in the closet.

1/2 sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:22:09 UTC

[ Scoff. ]

And you wanted me to check in there. I know I can take a lot of hits but they still hurt, you know. It's like the Davy Back arc all over again.

[ ...catching up on that list. ]

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:26:49 UTC

[ ...

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...their house just got blown up. Again. ]

You know what? I quit the crew again. I'm going to pack what's left of my stuff, take Sanji in the divorce suit against Luffy and get the hell out of dodge before we all get killed.

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:27:49 UTC

What? You can't have Sanji-kun! He still owes me breakfast in bed!

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:29:43 UTC

And what would that seemingly harmless post turn into, Nami, if I didn't have custody?!

He can just visit you on weekends. And you're still getting Chopper and Zoro, that's got to count for something!

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:31:14 UTC

If you take him, I'll go under cover as Namizou and tell all these bastards that you ran off with Nami.

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:33:20 UTC

[ Well SHIT, WOMAN. ] Th-there's no need to take such drastic measures! Don't know who would believe you were a man by looking at you, but you're pretty good at manipulating people.

[ LIGHT BULB. ] Okay. I've got the solution.

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:34:11 UTC

You do?

sniperkingftw February 10 2010, 17:37:41 UTC

We'll go into hiding with Sanji and form an OT3.

Somewhere in the mountains might be nice, I don't remember hearing anything about bad guys hiding out around there...

mikangirl February 10 2010, 17:39:26 UTC

Oh, that totally works. Plus, there's a hot spring up there! I'll start packing.

...[Staring at destroyed bed and closet and oh yeah, exploded house (twice now)]

Scratch that. Let's just go now.

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