[Audio]

[grande_pioggia]

[At first there's only the crackling of the device being abused followed by a few blissful moments of silence. And then-]

VOOOIIIII!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!

[ooc: D: Responses will have to be later, gotta get offline for a couple hours.]

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[Audio]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus was sleeping like a boss baby until he heard an extremely loud, familiar voice over the radio. He is not happy.]

Keep your fucking voice down.

[It's pretty easy to tell by the grogginess in his voice that he had been sleeping.]

[Audio]

[grande_pioggia]

[There's a pause and when he speaks up again it's a bit more normal tone of voice. For him at least.]

Then mind telling me what the fuck is going on?

[Audio]

[getmesomewhisky]

We're stuck in this fucked up town called Lucerne Ridge. There's monsters here every other week. That's all you need to know.

[He probably left out a few things, but he's too tired to notice or care.]

[Audio]

[grande_pioggia]

[Fucking lovely.]

Then what the fuck are we supposed to do in this shithole?

[Audio]

[getmesomewhisky]

Just work and kill monsters. That's all there is to do in this shitty place.