Dear Red Sox,
Dear Red Sox,
Let's discuss, shall we? It's really very simple. As members of the Nation, we each have a job to do. My job is to support the team. Your job is to play baseball. One of us is not holding up their end of the bargain.
Seriously, I have enough to deal with in autumn without you raising my blood pressure to extreme levels. So let's cut the crap and start playing baseball again. Because if the Indians beat you, I will be forced to do something drastic. I don't know what, but it will be something.
Let's discuss, shall we? It's really very simple. As members of the Nation, we each have a job to do. My job is to support the team. Your job is to play baseball. One of us is not holding up their end of the bargain.
Seriously, I have enough to deal with in autumn without you raising my blood pressure to extreme levels. So let's cut the crap and start playing baseball again. Because if the Indians beat you, I will be forced to do something drastic. I don't know what, but it will be something.