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[lucenombra]

[Have a topless Trish just hanging around the apartment. She figured it would be too much work to zip up a pair of pants and a corset, so with pants she went!]

Huh, wonder if Dante's up. I want breakfast.

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[besatisfied]

Did you forget where your shirt was, honey?

[lucenombra]

It's in my wardrobe. I just didn't feel like putting it on today.

[besatisfied]

And here I thought the bleach finally got to your brain! My mistake!

[lucenombra]

[would make a witticism, but hell why not just relax?]

Sure, whatever.

[besatisfied]

[Now wait a second! That she wasn't expecting... so she just flops down next to Trish on the couch, crossing her legs.] What's Dante making for breakfast?

[lucenombra]

If Dante knows what's good for him, he'll make me something good and fast.

[... kind of smirking like a pervert.]

[besatisfied]

[Snort.] Fast Dante can do, but good? No way.

[lucenombra]

I dunno, maybe I should try it out!

[besatisfied]

[Aaaand it hits her.] Wait-- That's not--

Ew! You can have him!

[lucenombra]

[cracking up, covering her mouth as she laughs] T-Thanks, I'm sure to tell you the details.

[besatisfied]

I'd rather you didn't! [Lady is rubbing her forehead, now.]

[lucenombra]

[intentionally trying to get a reaction out of her] What, you like him younger? He doesn't seem to fill out as well.

[besatisfied]

[Is totally falling for it, too!] No!! What on Earth would I see in that egotistical jerk?!

[lucenombra]

Awww, the kid is cute!

[besatisfied]

[Lady is horrified, now, and she gets to her feet and starts to flail at Trish.]

Cute?! CUTE?! What's so cute about him?! He likes to run around naked, all he eats is pizza and strawberry sundaes, the size of his ego rivals that of the Goodyear Blimp, and I don't think he even knows how to wash dishes!!

[lucenombra]

Oh, pizza. That's what I want for breakfast. [getting up to go get a call. You keep flailing over there!]

You don't think that the strawberry sundae thing is cute?