In the very instant that the half-demon felt himself plummet into that same blackness, he found himself landing on his feet, hard. The brief trip felt as though it had taken only a few seconds and fifty years at the same time, which, Dante would tell you, was fucking weird. And "fucking weird" coming from Dante had to mean something, considering
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She also had to admit that she was very scared. They couldn't take on an entire city of firebenders alone. That kind of battle would have been hard enough with Aang... and now... She was so worried that something had happened to him. Her thoughts kept resting on horrible mental images of what could have possibly taken place, she had to force herself to stay positive. Aang could take care of himself. He was the Avatar.
"Okay," she said, turning to her brother and ready to pull off the make-shift cloak. "Do you think this is far enough?" Her answer came to her in the form of a man suddenly appearing in front of them. She automatically jumped into a water bending stance, and felt the canteen of water she kept at her side flop against her leg, slushing it's contents around inside. Men were not supposed to suddenly appear in front of them. Was this another Fire Nation trick?
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So far, Momo had taken everything in stride. He had fallen asleep long ago underneath Katara's 'cloak'.
Sokka was just about to reply that they had reached a satisfactory spot, when a swirl of dark wind appeared before them and a stranger clad in red appeared out of no where. "Whoa!" Sokka yelped and jumped back. Surprised for only moment, Sokka'a boomerang was in hand within seconds as he assumed his own fighting stance.
With the commotion, Momo lept out from his hidden spot, screeching in surprise, and took flight.
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It wasn't like he was Vergil or anything. Grabbing one of them by the forehead as they flailed about wildly would probably be enough to fend them off.
"Aw, look at the boy scouts and the girl scouts working together," the white-haired half-devil snickered with a shrug. "Sorry, kids. I'm really not interested in buying any wrapping paper today. Run along home to mommy and daddy. Go on. Shoo." Dante bent down to be on their eye-level, ushering them away with patronizing hand gestures.
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He was irritable and shoved them aside as if they were kids. Then again, this was probably helpful. It wasn't as if they could really start telling him about how they had traveled all over the world with the Avatar.
She considered if maybe they should play the lost siblings and she glanced at her brother before speaking. "Actually," she said, hoping that she cut off any reaction Sokka might have to being treated such a way (he could get carried away sometimes, but he had to be aware that they were in great danger). "We sort of got lost. It's our first time in this town, can you help us?"
Maybe she should offer to pay for his services as a guide? Though she wasn't sure if he would take Earth Kingdom money, and that was all that they had.
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Sokka was just about to open his mouth to tell the stranger this when Katara cut him off with her innocent plea. It was then that he realized their blue clothing was still covered by their raggedy cloaks. They could still play this off. He lowered his boomerang, but kept it at his side in case the Firebender wanted start any trouble.
"Yeah. Lost," he said tersely. Okay. So maybe this guy will just give them directions and they could be off to rest and regroup. Just gotta act natural.
It was then that the curious little lemur decided to check things out for himself. Momo circled overhead and then swooped down to land right on the stranger's head.
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"What the hell is wrong with you kids, nowadays?" he wondered aloud. "A strange guy falls out of the sky, and you're just willing to trust him with your lives? Besides." The half-demon snorted. "Do I look like I have any clue where the fuck I am?"
Such a good role model. Really.
Dante wasn't a bad guy. Really, he wasn't, but how the hell was he supposed to show these kids around a town that he'd never been to before? Even if he'd been good pals with the dictator of this stupid place, he wouldn't have had the time. He had heartless bitches to toast and black-cloaked emo kids to curb.
Of course, it was at this moment, that a fucking lemur decided to appear out of nowhere and land right on top of his head.
"What the fucking fuck?!" Dante yelled immediately, reflexively whipping out Ivory, ready to blow the thing into the next world as he reached up to try and grab the thing by the neck.
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...a boomerang?
One hand shot up at the last second to catch the kid's hand in his own, his curious expression melting into a somewhat amused one as he waved the handgun near the kid's face.
"I don't know where you come from, kid. Probably some other world seeing as though you're apparently of the elusive and rare breed of fucking retard, but where I come from, it's generally not a good idea to charge a guy with a gun." Dante paused, thinking on this generous advice for a moment. "At least not when it's me. And not when you've got a boomerang."
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"Please don't hurt my brother," she said, playing the meek girl. If he actually went to hurt Sokka she would have to water bend though, so she set Momo down, who promptly skidded around her legs to hide behind her. She put her hands out, steadying her legs and praying that he didn't notice she was in her waterbending stance.
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"I don't intend to hurt your brother," the half-demon sighed with another exaggerated roll of his eyes. This was why he didn't like to deal with kids. "I'm just teachin' the anklebiter a lesson about the dangers of charging me with a boomerang. As for guns?" If the squirts were really from another world, they might honestly be confused.
Demonstration time.
Dante twirled the gun in his free expertly before pointing it decidedly away from the struggling kid and his group. The trigger was pulled as a loud noise erupted from the barrel and a bullet when flying into the distance.
"That's a gun. And also why you don't want to charge me with a boomerang in a nutshell."
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If the Fire Nation had come up with something that could put firework powder inside of a little metal weapon... It was a scary thought. She didn't know how it worked but she also wasn't in the mood to ask questions. She could either water bend and give herself away to a potentially very dangerous enemy or keep playing dumb. Right now this man was mildly irritated but he wasn't actually attacking them. She was mostly at a loss though. She had already lost her water bending stance just by covering her ears. There were even still ringing. She felt like she had lost some important inner balance and with bending balance was everything.
She looked at Sokka, very concerned about him since he had been closer to the 'gun' then she had.
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Dante rolled his eyes and let go of Boomerang Brat's arm as he whipped the gun back into its holster, hopefully proving to them that he wasn't really trying to kill them or anything.
"Look, you little punk. I'm not trying to kill you or anything. I don't kill kids." I'm not Vergil, he wanted to say. Alas, they hopefully did not know Vergil and wouldn't have gotten the jab. "It was a demonstration on why you don't want to fight me. Because, as you can see, it wouldn't end well. Now are you going to stop acting like little retards and actually hold a conversation with me, or are you going to charge me with boomerangs and monkeys again?"
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"Are you alright?" she asked with a soft voice.
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