I have only been pining away for your assistance for several days, you bloody fool!
I have needed you direly! Not only with what is occuring here in this city, but I have needed you back home! A horrible turn of events have occured, and you haven't been anywhere to assist me!
And now, many random run-ins and rather painful circumstances have landed me in the company of one of those halflings! And for your information, he is just as horrible as you, only he attempts to bite.
For that? You are a bastard. A bloody terrible bastard, and if it wasn't an absolutely impossibility, I would wish you dead. And then, no doubt, cry over saying such a horrible thing to such a beloved dear friend...
I will have you know that my absence has been far from my own choice, thank you, and will kindly remind you to hold your tongue until all the circumstances are revealed.
Now then, where was I? Oh, right. I'm afraid I've had a bit of a problem myself, in the form of some not so welcoming old 'chums' (you will note the use of quotations, I hope?). And because of that, I'm afraid I've had to...Compromise myself for a bit of a time.
And let us not forget that the one time I see you speak on this horrible, blasted... damnable device is to just make some sort of horribly bland remark of how charmed something is!
Did you not think that I would want to know where you have been? If you were alright?!
Of course not! Because you are so busy spelunking up your ass to realize that just maybe someone who cares very deeply for you would like to hear you are alright, along with an apology for your absence if you were!
So do not order me to hold my tongue like I am some fan swaying, lace laden dove like those I must be obliged to keep in my company when I am not serving as a hunter under the Church. I will hold my tongue for no one except at my own volition.
One would think you were some screeching harpy of an overbearing wife, not a hunter for the Church, madam, and I do kindly ask you, and for the last time, to refrain.
I have been unable to access this before now, and perhaps if you weren't so peckish, I would have told you why, though not over this horrible thing.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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You...
You bastard!
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You are not acting clueless.
I have only been pining away for your assistance for several days, you bloody fool!
I have needed you direly! Not only with what is occuring here in this city, but I have needed you back home! A horrible turn of events have occured, and you haven't been anywhere to assist me!
And now, many random run-ins and rather painful circumstances have landed me in the company of one of those halflings! And for your information, he is just as horrible as you, only he attempts to bite.
For that? You are a bastard. A bloody terrible bastard, and if it wasn't an absolutely impossibility, I would wish you dead. And then, no doubt, cry over saying such a horrible thing to such a beloved dear friend...
...but regardless!!!
You bastard!
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I will have you know that my absence has been far from my own choice, thank you, and will kindly remind you to hold your tongue until all the circumstances are revealed.
Now then, where was I? Oh, right. I'm afraid I've had a bit of a problem myself, in the form of some not so welcoming old 'chums' (you will note the use of quotations, I hope?). And because of that, I'm afraid I've had to...Compromise myself for a bit of a time.
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Oh! OH!
And let us not forget that the one time I see you speak on this horrible, blasted... damnable device is to just make some sort of horribly bland remark of how charmed something is!
Did you not think that I would want to know where you have been? If you were alright?!
Of course not! Because you are so busy spelunking up your ass to realize that just maybe someone who cares very deeply for you would like to hear you are alright, along with an apology for your absence if you were!
So do not order me to hold my tongue like I am some fan swaying, lace laden dove like those I must be obliged to keep in my company when I am not serving as a hunter under the Church. I will hold my tongue for no one except at my own volition.
Now explain yourself.
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I have been unable to access this before now, and perhaps if you weren't so peckish, I would have told you why, though not over this horrible thing.
However, now I shan't. And that is that.
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...tch.
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You insufferable demon.
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Perhaps, but if that is so, you are just as an insufferable mortal.
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There is no denying this, and I won't try. But... Hm. Tch.
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Not here, however. I fear for prying eyes.
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