A cure for boredom
So I had a few minutes and nothing to do, so I went to Seventh Sanctum again. It had me nearly smothering myself to keep from laughing. Here are some of my favorites from the generators there.
From "The Grimoire of questionable Spells":
-Heal Neuroses
-Heavenly Invocation of Sinus Drainage
-Hellish Rite of Yarn
-Infernal Spell of the Poser
-Spastic Rite of the Tap Dancer
From the "Fangirl Fantasy Generator":
-This fox-demon is charmingly amoral. His artistic hair is the color of obsidian. His eyes are like two gold coins. His voice is always tinged with laughter. His outfits are strange, and he prefers clothes made from exotic furs. (He's a fox demon who wears fur... XD )
-This pirate is a ladies man - or at least appears to be. His well-styled hair is the color of ripe cherries. His eyes are like two pieces of fools' gold. His voice is like song. (I can't figure out if "appears to be" means he's gay, or that he can settle down some day. I prefer to think the former).
-The unwise, secretive beastman. His silver eyes express emotions in a way no words can. His hair is the color of fine china. His voice is like thunder. His outfits are fashionable, he has a preference for red, and he has a thing for outfits that include an exposed navel.
-This angel is so troubled he could cry - but in a manly way. His luxuriant hair is alabaster. His eyes are like two chunks of jade.
-The thoughtful ghost. His tangerine-colored eyes pierce your soul. His flowing hair is the color of the sun. (This one doesn't sound to bad, actually)
-This pirate is terribly tragic, in a very cuddly way. His hair is the color of ripe apricots. His beige eyes speak of inner dangers. His voice is calm.
(There were several with "eyes are two rose petals," and I have no idea what that means. I couldn't find any after I'd accidentally clicked "generate" the first time.)
From the "Evil Animal Minion Generator"
-Release the giant sneaky telepathic mechanical sloths that spit poison darts!
-Release the armored angry vampire poodles that can control minds!
-Release the hateful psychic demonic chickens!
-Release the hateful regenerating psychic lemmings!
From "Realistic Alignments"
-Pathetic Good
-Chaotic Flamboyant
-Compulsive Evil
-Erotic Good
-Lawful Insecure
-Neutral Nit-picking
For these, you just have to go there. They're all pretty good.
From "Kaiju Generator"
-The huge tiger-plesiosaur can tunnel through the earth. It came from the future. It is the friend of all children. (This one nearly made me die)
-The gigantic tentacled cloud of bone that has a devestating roar. It comes from another dimension. It protects its mysterious life source. (That sounds terrifying)
-The gigantic elastic-bodied cainine beast. It was created by unconcious psychic energy. It seeks to rule all it sees. ("elastic-bodied canine" makes me think of Slinky Dog from Toy Story...)
From the "Fantasy Name Extreme Generator"-Midnight Godhowl
-Nemesis Shadow
-Radical Sinnerreaper
-Ragnarok Steelfinder
-Rain Warlockcaster
-Rogue Lordbattler
-Sheol Maverick
-Spirit Cult
-Tarot Devilmourner
-Tome Tempestkatana
This is another one that you just have to go to.
There's a Romance Story Generator, which gave me "In this story, a conceited anthropologist falls in love with a starship salesperson searching for purpose - all thanks to a murder."
And now that I've filled my head with plot bunnies...Well, at least I have a few good resources for any Sunday Snuggles that I'm not sufficiently inspired to write.
From "The Grimoire of questionable Spells":
-Heal Neuroses
-Heavenly Invocation of Sinus Drainage
-Hellish Rite of Yarn
-Infernal Spell of the Poser
-Spastic Rite of the Tap Dancer
From the "Fangirl Fantasy Generator":
-This fox-demon is charmingly amoral. His artistic hair is the color of obsidian. His eyes are like two gold coins. His voice is always tinged with laughter. His outfits are strange, and he prefers clothes made from exotic furs. (He's a fox demon who wears fur... XD )
-This pirate is a ladies man - or at least appears to be. His well-styled hair is the color of ripe cherries. His eyes are like two pieces of fools' gold. His voice is like song. (I can't figure out if "appears to be" means he's gay, or that he can settle down some day. I prefer to think the former).
-The unwise, secretive beastman. His silver eyes express emotions in a way no words can. His hair is the color of fine china. His voice is like thunder. His outfits are fashionable, he has a preference for red, and he has a thing for outfits that include an exposed navel.
-This angel is so troubled he could cry - but in a manly way. His luxuriant hair is alabaster. His eyes are like two chunks of jade.
-The thoughtful ghost. His tangerine-colored eyes pierce your soul. His flowing hair is the color of the sun. (This one doesn't sound to bad, actually)
-This pirate is terribly tragic, in a very cuddly way. His hair is the color of ripe apricots. His beige eyes speak of inner dangers. His voice is calm.
(There were several with "eyes are two rose petals," and I have no idea what that means. I couldn't find any after I'd accidentally clicked "generate" the first time.)
From the "Evil Animal Minion Generator"
-Release the giant sneaky telepathic mechanical sloths that spit poison darts!
-Release the armored angry vampire poodles that can control minds!
-Release the hateful psychic demonic chickens!
-Release the hateful regenerating psychic lemmings!
From "Realistic Alignments"
-Pathetic Good
-Chaotic Flamboyant
-Compulsive Evil
-Erotic Good
-Lawful Insecure
-Neutral Nit-picking
For these, you just have to go there. They're all pretty good.
From "Kaiju Generator"
-The huge tiger-plesiosaur can tunnel through the earth. It came from the future. It is the friend of all children. (This one nearly made me die)
-The gigantic tentacled cloud of bone that has a devestating roar. It comes from another dimension. It protects its mysterious life source. (That sounds terrifying)
-The gigantic elastic-bodied cainine beast. It was created by unconcious psychic energy. It seeks to rule all it sees. ("elastic-bodied canine" makes me think of Slinky Dog from Toy Story...)
From the "Fantasy Name Extreme Generator"-Midnight Godhowl
-Nemesis Shadow
-Radical Sinnerreaper
-Ragnarok Steelfinder
-Rain Warlockcaster
-Rogue Lordbattler
-Sheol Maverick
-Spirit Cult
-Tarot Devilmourner
-Tome Tempestkatana
This is another one that you just have to go to.
There's a Romance Story Generator, which gave me "In this story, a conceited anthropologist falls in love with a starship salesperson searching for purpose - all thanks to a murder."
And now that I've filled my head with plot bunnies...Well, at least I have a few good resources for any Sunday Snuggles that I'm not sufficiently inspired to write.