No one hears Cassandra cry…

May 20, 2009 08:55

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punkrockgrrrl May 20 2009, 21:03:25 UTC
Been to Miracle Max, eh? Revived and such?

Glad to hear it.

You can keep giving us all chances to run, but, uh, no one's taking you up on the offer. You might have to accept that you are stuck with friends. Or barnacles. Ahoy.

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lucael May 21 2009, 12:29:18 UTC
Damn! I was so sure that would work!

:P

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punkrockgrrrl May 21 2009, 12:58:57 UTC
The only sure-fire trick is to smell bad.

Have you tried Axe body-spray? That'll probably reduce your friend count promptly. The more, the better.

Meanwhile, because it's now summer, and because I care, and because we all need to start the day with a hot chick or ten:
http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2006/june/bb.htm

You can thank me later.

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Don't. lucael May 21 2009, 13:07:51 UTC
You are evil and vile woman, and someone should beat you with a stick.

For those of you who have eaten recently, or might wish to do so in, oh, the next week or so, do not follow that link. You have been warned.

Lucael
(sounds of vomit)

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Re: Don't. punkrockgrrrl May 21 2009, 18:03:35 UTC
Promises, promises.

Am I helping you move? That would be loverly.

Also, be warned, when packing, do not use random clothing articles as cushioning in the box with the microwave. One will inevitably work it's way loose, fly off the truck, and get tangled in the wipers of the car behind you. And it will most assuredly be a gold lame thong. Not that I'd know anything about this, I just heard about it somewhere.

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