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she gave me a valentines day card at work
I was flattered. So, I followed her home
and knocked on her door with a big bunch of flowers.
She must have been on the toilet or something,
because she didn't answer. I let myself in
and found her crying for some reason
I gutted her and ate her spleen,
then i ate her small intestine,
I then began to chew on her stomach.
It was all acidy and i burnt my mouth
It felt like hot-sick.
So then, of course, i had a wank and left.
Same time next year, i guess
I was flattered. So, I followed her home
and knocked on her door with a big bunch of flowers.
She must have been on the toilet or something,
because she didn't answer. I let myself in
and found her crying for some reason
I gutted her and ate her spleen,
then i ate her small intestine,
I then began to chew on her stomach.
It was all acidy and i burnt my mouth
It felt like hot-sick.
So then, of course, i had a wank and left.
Same time next year, i guess