Battle of the Textes.
Not that I ever believe the goss that comes from the press but sometimes its nice to hear the sound of a Pooch being well and truly screwed by someone of fame. Case in point: Mr Bradley Pitt. Apparently, he had one too many glasses of Chardonnay the other night, picked up his phone and looked under 'J' in the address book. Oh, dear...
Now, most of us Men have been guilty of drunk dialing the Ex at one time or another (Yes, I have and Yes, I learned my lesson) and Im in no way excusing that, its a seriously bad move. But we are the simpler sex and most of the time we think with our dick's, especially when we're sporting a fancy new pair of beer goggles. Which leads me to my first question: Why cant we invent some sort of phone that shuts down whenever it senses alcohol on our breath? This would save many a slapped face and swollen ball area that we Men have suffered at the hands of an enraged lovely.
And question Two: Why dont Women ever seem to drunk dial their ex? Its certainly not a case of the fairer sex having more control over their emotions. Christ knows we've all seen the fur flying at a party when a couple of chicks have downed one too many Lemon, Lime and Vodka's and said something spiteful about another girls shoes or something equally pointless. So what is it? Women fuck up just as much as we Men...except when it comes to intoxicated phone usage.
Now, most of us Men have been guilty of drunk dialing the Ex at one time or another (Yes, I have and Yes, I learned my lesson) and Im in no way excusing that, its a seriously bad move. But we are the simpler sex and most of the time we think with our dick's, especially when we're sporting a fancy new pair of beer goggles. Which leads me to my first question: Why cant we invent some sort of phone that shuts down whenever it senses alcohol on our breath? This would save many a slapped face and swollen ball area that we Men have suffered at the hands of an enraged lovely.
And question Two: Why dont Women ever seem to drunk dial their ex? Its certainly not a case of the fairer sex having more control over their emotions. Christ knows we've all seen the fur flying at a party when a couple of chicks have downed one too many Lemon, Lime and Vodka's and said something spiteful about another girls shoes or something equally pointless. So what is it? Women fuck up just as much as we Men...except when it comes to intoxicated phone usage.