I've always been a thinking person...
The brilliant thought actually occurred to me yesterday, that, if all else fails me, or simply if my mind and morality succumb to failure, I might as well become a hit man, or Hit-woman (danananananana, superhero name?), what have you. I mean, what a lifestyle, really. It comes so easily, already residing in Miami, and all. I could drive my car around. Actually I might make an initial investment for the greater prosperity of my profession, perhaps invest, yes invest! in a SUV of some sort. Something monstrous, but not too monstrous - wouldn't want a reckless and malignant allegation. I could time it perfectly. Everyone has to cross a street by foot at some time. And my cost would not be absurd either. Hm, all totaled, 115$ fine, perhaps 3 driving school sessions, I'll defend myself- no need for lawyers fees... Id be able to satisfy people of all socio-economic dependancies. 250? Allow for some profit? (after gas deductions) Wow, seems the business would soar through the roof. Shatter that glass ceiling. I could train people. I could boost employment. Avant-Garde Entrepreneurship. A hot commodity. Well, I'm going to go work on my mission statement.
Punitive vehicular homocide is a thing of the past, oh my brothers.