Not a joke from my mom
A man is stuck in traffic. He asks a Police officer (who is walking from car to car, speaking with each driver) about the delay. The Policeman says, “There are three Muslims blocking the traffic and threatening to douse themselves with petrol and set themselves on fire if we don’t get them airline tickets to Germany. So we’re taking up a collection for them.”
The Man replies, “How much have you got so far?”
The Policeman responds, “About 60 gallons but a lot of people are still siphoning.”
The Man replies, “How much have you got so far?”
The Policeman responds, “About 60 gallons but a lot of people are still siphoning.”