Jokes from my mother
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, I need your help. Something terrible is happening."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I caught her putting the arsenic in my food. I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife... I spoke to her for three hours in fact. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison.
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I caught her putting the arsenic in my food. I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife... I spoke to her for three hours in fact. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison.