what's wrong with this place
you know what? let me tell you:
People who don't care about pennys, Conservatives, Liberals, The PMRC(old School), Regaton or however it's fucking spelled, Brendon Frasier, Jim Carey and Adam Sandler, The Atlanta Braves, People who think it's funny to sing It's A Small World Afteral, myself for actually typing that title and now i have it stuck in my head, Polluters, people who chew with their mouth open, people who chew food with their mouth closed, but gum with their mouth open, i get it you're not chewing a hamburger for the past 97 minutes, The New York Yankees, when people put the name of the band in the file name of the MP3, people who are too lazy to look at the cd cover when they rip a cd and therefor title a song something other then the title, 1978 Ford Grenadas, hell, Fords in general, Music Snobs, Emo Kids, Murderers, People who don't get Monty Python, People who feel it's clever to purpously mispell words because they look cool and fuck over terrible spellers such as myself, lost in space the movie, Mumia Abul Jamal, that people don't get the Critic even though Family Guy owes it's existance to an obscure show people think they hate and when they actually see it like alot, scooners, the Berlin Wall, that Long Island Iced Tea's were invented in Long Island (CPI to be exact) but Rocky Mountain Oysters aren't from the Rocky Mountains nor are they Oysters, That a music Legend like Johnny cash who can have a 5 decade career and influence MILLIONS can die on the same day as a half rate acter like John Ritter and get barely a mention, true story, fornicating with a wall, Friends the TV show it sucks, actually so does Sienfeld, people who quote not so witty lies from tv shows like "i'm Rick James bitch", that heroes isn't on DVD yet because I'm dying to finally watch an episode and i refuse to jump into the series mid season, the whole concept of LOST you know what i hope the show ends up as one of their dreams or something that stupid and you all have to finally shut the fuck up, garden gnomes, lawn jockeys, pink flamingos, mary statues and other front lawn adornments that aren't green and leafy, they look stupid and trashy people, that teachers feel the need to correct the spelling of grown ass men in instant messages you only work 180 days, and six hours for each of them at that, you're ont getting over time to correct my lame ass spelling, FHM magazine it pales in comparison to Maxim, that there's no nexflix for porn, That the Islanders can have the humor and foresight to play quagmire going "giggity giggity" everytime they score and the mets don't steal it for home runs, yeah the apple out of the top hat is classic but why not a little quagmire, people who type in run-on sentances, people who complain about people who type in run-on sentances, yankees fans they can't talk baseball rationally, that i have to occasionally wear something other then a t shirt when i go out, and a clean t shirt isn't considered nicely dressed, nascar it's a bunch of drunken-toothless-white-folk making one 500mile long left turn, that beer isn't considered a meal, paisley in any form, snakes and that there's no homes with urinals in them.