on bonding:
I was watching Hogan know best today at work. I hae to tell you, I love that show. Anyway so it's Hulk's birthday and all, and his family decided to suprise him with a cruise (though apparently hulk don't like boats). Anyway, his son starts hiting on this girl and shit, and all is going well.
Towards the middle of the episode, hulk and his son goto the gym to work out, and start talking. Hulk askes his son, how he managed to start hanging out with this girl so fast, he tells him they just met and 15 min later he has his arm around her. His son replys that he uses the polar bear line on her.
"The polar bear line," asks a confused Hulk Holgan.
"Yeah, I walk up to them and ask them how much does a polar bear weigh," pauses a moment for dramatic effect and continues, "just enough to break the ice, hi i'm nick."
Hulk has a slight puzzeled look on his face as f he were to ask a stupid line like that works, when he decides to try his hand at parranting and asks him if it really works. His son reassuers himand asks wht his line was...
"want to come up to my hotel room, get naked and wear my championship belt," a now smug hulk holgan retorts. How's that for a come back. officially the funniest thing i heard all day.
anyway, today was good, got almost all my laundry done and got to watch new porn i was issued from a friend, it's got a little kim kardashean on it. god am i excited for the full length......