I LOVEEE QUEER EYE..mostly Carson though..

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So.. queer eye is my favorite show ever..they're the funniest gays in the world! Why are gay men sooo godamn funny?

Carson: Look! Its crouching tiger, hidden drag queen.

Carson : [looking @ an unflattering shirt] Where did you get this from?
straight guy: Umm... K-mart.
Carson : (GASPS!) Don't use that kind of language around me!

Kyan : People say I look like Keanu Reeves
Carson : People say I look like Ellen Degeneres.

Carson : He looks like the illegitimate child of Charles Manson and Marilyn McCoo

Carson : What are we, the five fags from IBM?

Woman: Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace!
Carson : Everybody loves a pearl necklace.

Carson:[upon finding a disco/tribal shirt in a black mans closet] Oh,look a gay baby in africa has no clothes!

hahahaha i love it.