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Last night I went to Blue Moon and ate dinner with Amy. I ordered a diet coke, and amy ordered a regular coke. Of course the waiter switches it up and gives me the regular and amy the diet. Okay. Not that odd, right? He just got confused. No big deal. So then today I'm eating lunch at the mall and the waiter arrives with our drinks. He gives me the regular coke and Amy the diet. Okay. Now it is starting to annoy me. I make a comment about how the "fat girl" couldn't possibly drink diet coke and then we switched drinks and it was all good. Then he arrives with our food. He gives ME the grilled cheese and ANNA the salad. Because a fat girl like me couldn't possibly be eating salad! He just assumes that the twig eats the salad and the FATTY eats the grilled cheese! WHAT ABOUT AMY? DOES SHE JUST GET THE SIDE ORDER OF MASHED POTATOES? My lord! Will everyone STOP JUDGING ME? Just because I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes doesn't mean I'm different! I have never been so insulted. HARUMPH.