A collection of 30 Arnold Schwarzenegger TV commercials from Japan, from the early 90s ( Read more... )

As usual, The Onion says it all... honestly, it's like C. Montgomery Burns is writing the world-script right now.

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Governor Walker Should Be Flogged For His Inability To Control His UnderlingsBy T. Herman Zweibel ( Read more... )

So, as part of the forced Christmas Office Frivolity, we decorated the office. I cut this shape our of cardboard and hung it from the branches of what was left of my coffee tree:


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Oh yes, and this of course (though manyof you may have alreaady seen it):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc5NLCHMg8E&feature=player_detailpage

News from the Hermit Kingdom:

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Guidelines for Juche-based Dancing Art Pyongyang, November 30 (KCNA) -- Twenty years has elapsed since General Secretary Kim Jong Il published a famous work, "Theory of Dancing Art", on November 30, Juche 79 (1990 ( Read more... )

In honour of Easter Sunday I wrote this hymn (tune of "O God Our Help In Ages Past"):

Oh Zombie Jesus Don't Bite Me

On the third day did Jesus rise ( Read more... )

Yaaaaayyyy!!!!

CBSnews.com LOS ANGELES, Dec. 11, 2009

Pee-wee Herman Back, and Bigger than EverNew Live Show in L.A. Costs Millions to Produce; Pee-wee "Ready to Get Back Out There ( Read more... )

Well, I probably would have been disappointed anyway:... stuff about other things snipped:

Penn drops Stooges, Cartel films for personal time-out Last Updated: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 ( Read more... )

Archie shocker: Comic book hero picks Veronica

B-but this can't be! This eternally wobbly love triangle was what drove the comic, for over 60 years.

Oh well. Maybe sometimes they'll have Betty over to their Daddykins-provided small mansion for a threesome, then make her cook breakfast for them afterwards....

This is patently ridiculous, but it's one of those It Mostly Only Happens In Canada things: the Copyright Act as currently written is silent on exceptions for purpose of parody or satire, as the American law does. Therefore Canwest is allowed to stomp all over this not-particularly-good joke, while the perpetrator's aren't even allowed to mention ( Read more... )