My Brother is Awesome

[lthemilkeater]

 My dad put New Moon into the DVD player, and my nine-year-old brother asked, "Why do they have white skin and red eyes?" I said it's because they're albinos. Then it struck me.
If we assume that:

Sparkly Vampires=Albinos

and

Prussia=Albino

Therefore, though logic:

PRUSSIA IS A SPARKLY VAMPIRE 
That is all. XD;;