Those 3 Times Kim Jaejoong Ruined My Love Life

Sep 14, 2010 00:36

Title: Those 3 Times Kim Jaejoong Ruined My Love Life
Author: hyuukie
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yunho/OC, Junsu/?
Part: 2/3
Warning: Slight cussing
Summary: Junsu asks Yunho for some love advice, and it leads to story time!
A/N: Fast updating!
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing

Part 1

Note: Blue font is Yunho's flashbacks and black font is present time ^_^

"Tiffany Hwang? SNSD's Fany?."

"Yup."

"She's three years younger than you... Were you still freshman? She would've been in grade six! Hyung! You're a pedophile?" Junsu shivered at the thought.

"No, Junsu, I'm not a pedophile." Yunho rolled his eyes. "And I was not a freshman when I met Tiffany."

"How old were you?"

"Eighteen."

"Didn't we debut when you were eighteen?"

"Yep. Tiffany was fifteen and a new trainee. Before we debuted, Soo Man suggested that I teach her the basics and all that crap because she just came from America."

"He should've asked Yoochun."

"I don't know why he didn't."

Junsu shook his head, "I think that's still weird. And eighteen year old going out with a minor?"

Yunho waved his hands in front of his face, "I didn't date her right away. I thought she was cute, but yeah, as you said, she was a minor."

"I heard Tiffany looked mature for her age."

"She doesn't really look that much different than what she looks like now."

"So what happened if you didn't 'date her right away'?"

"Every time I talked to her or tapped her on the shoulder, she would blush. Then, she made friends with all the other SNSD girls, and they would always giggle and whisper when I would approach Tiffany or talk to her."

"I see. When does Jaejoong hyung come in?"

"About now."

Yunho placed a hand on Tiffany's shoulder and the trainee put her conversation with Jessica on hold to turn around.

"Oh! Yunho!"

"I just came to tell you that I won't be here anymore... Because---"

"You're debuting!" Tiffany exclaimed happily, hugging the older tightly.

Yunho hugged back. "Soo Man told me that you'll be fine when I'm gone, but..."

Tiffany parted slightly from Yunho, "Are you worried about me?"

"A little...?" The teen didn't know why it sounded like question.

"I'll be fine."

Giggles were heard behind the two.

Yunho looked over Tiffany's head and saw eight girls trying to muffle their laughs with their hands.

Tiffany whipped her head around to glare at her friends.

Jessica just mouthed the words "Ask him" in English.

When Tiffany was facing Yunho again, she had a blush spread across her cheeks. "Yunho oppa..."

"Yeah?"

"I was wondering... Tonight, did you want to do somet---"

Tiffany's sentence was interrupted when she was suddenly knocked down to the floor. All her friends rushed to help her up.

Yunho couldn't help since there was something on top of him.

"YUNHO!" Jaejoong shouted and pinned the younger one down to the floor. "WE DEBUT TOMORROW, HONEY!"

Junsu started laughing, "Jaejoong called you 'honey'? That's hilarious!"

"Shut up! I didn't tell him to call me that!"

"I can't believe Jae hyung actually liked you for four years straight. He didn't even date anyone in between?"

"No. As said in my previous story, he was going to 'wait for me'."

"Oh yeah."

"Continuing..."

Yunho was not happy that his face was on the dirty ground. "Jaejoong! Get off me!"

"Why? I like being on top of you. I feel like I'm in control!"

Tiffany brushed herself off and cleared her throat. "Um, Yunho oppa..."

Yunho tried to look at the teenage girl, only to get his face pushed back into the floor.

"'Yunho oppa' can't talk right now." Jaejoong kept his hand on Yunho's head, making sure the other male couldn't see Tiffany. "Can I take a message?"

Jessica whispered something into Tiffany's ear, and the other girl nodded. "Tell Yunho oppa to meet me at Seoul Amusement Park tonight at seven, since tomorrow is the weekend. I'll be waiting at the front entrance."

"Amusement park? Got it. I'll be sure to tell him." Jaejoong smiled sweetly and kindly, almost too kindly.

Tiffany bowed politely, as did Jessica and the rest of the girls, and walked out of the dance room.

"Did you hear all that, Yunnie?" Jaejoong crawled off the younger and got onto his feet. He helped Yunho off the floor. "Miss Hwang wants to go out with you."

"I heard, Jae." Yunho rubbed his nose. It hurt a bit since it was pushed into the ground.

"Are you going to meet her?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"She's fifteen. Date someone your own age." Jaejoong whined.

"Someone my own age?"

"Someone like me!"

"Jaejoong, I've told you before, I'm---"

"--- Just not into men. But, as I've said for the past four years, the correct sentence is 'I'm just not into men yet'. Yet being the keyword here."

"Jaejoong..."

"Since we've established that deep down I am your true soulmate and your one and only love and your future boyfriend, are you still going to meet the Hwang devil tonight?"

"I'm going, Jaejoong. It'll be the last time I get to spend with her before we debut."

"I'm glad it's going to be the last time. But I still don't like that you're going on a date with her."

"It's not really a 'date', Jaejoong."

"Did you see the evil look on her face? She's planning on raping you tonight."

"Will you stop saying things like that?"

"I can say whatever I want. I have a right to make sure my dearly beloved is not attacked by some woman."

Yunho furrowed his eyebrows. "Jae, it's just going to be a fun time at the amusement park. She's not going to rape me."

"She better not. At least not before I do."

Yunho tried to push the image of Jaejoong sexually harassing him out of his head. "We're just friends. I think. She is really cute..."

"That's it. I'm going to kill her."

Yunho didn't want another 'Seulgi incident'. "Don't even think about it."

"You're right. I can't think about it. You're the only thing in my head." Jaejoong smiled up at the taller male.

"Jaejoong..."

"You better wash your handsome face before you go out tonight. You probably want to look your best for Miss Hwang."

Jaejoong patted Yunho's cheek and then headed for the door. "I'll see you at seven!"

Junsu held up his index finger, telling Yunho to pause. "I know what happens. Jaejoong was there at the amusement park, right?"

"Bingo."

"You know, it is your fault."

Yunho raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean it's 'my fault'?"

"Every single time you plan on going out with a girl, you always manage to give Jaejoong hyung the information on where you're going and what time."

Yunho scratched his head, "I guess I wasn't that smart back then."

"It's okay, hyung. It's not like you're that much smarter now."

"Junsu!" Yunho raised his hand to hit his dongsaeng.

"I'm kidding! Take a chill pill. So skip right to when you met Tiffany at the front entrance of the park."

"Alright..."

"Did you wait long?" Yunho smiled at Tiffany.

She smiled back, "I had to wait in line for tickets anyway." The fifteen year old gave Yunho his ticket. "I really want to ride the Ferris Wheel, Yunho oppa."

"Then we'll go on it. But we should save the best for last."

"You're right. Let's get in first."

"When does Jaejoong arrive and ruin all your fun?"

"Is that the only thing you look forward too in my stories?"

Junsu didn't hesitate to reply, "Yes. Jaejoong hyung is so funny, messing up your life. I give him props."

Yunho frowned, "Junsu, that's terrible. You enjoy listening to all the bad things Jaejoong did to girls? You're just as bad as he is!"

"I'm not! He wouldn't need to torture all those girls if you had just gone out with him."

"Were you paying attention to anything before Jaejoong gets in the story? I said 'I'm just not into men'."

"Yet. Just not into men yet. See, I was listening."

Yunho rubbed his temples, "Fine. I'll get to the part where Jaejoong screwed everything up."

"Tiffany! I'll win you a prize from here."

Tiffany clapped her hands in joy, squealing, "Really oppa?"

Yunho stared at the booth.

It was a 'Pop the Balloon' game. You payed for a dart or more and threw it at the different size balloons, and depending on what size you popped got you a prize. Bigger balloons meant bigger prizes and smaller balloons meant smaller ones. And nothing meant, well, nothing.

Yunho handed the man running the game two dollars and thanked him for the single dart.

He noted that the man had a hat pulled down to cover his eyes and he was looking at the floor.

"Can you do it in one try, oppa?"

"I'll give it my best shot."

Tiffany laughed at the joke.

Yunho set his mind on the big balloon placed at the top right corner.

He was about to throw the dart when Tiffany suddenly yelled.

"Jaejoong oppa?!"

"What?!" Yunho turned his head to where Tiffany was looking and accidentally let go of the dart.

The man Yunho gave the money to lifted his head and took off his cap.

"Congratulations, good sir," Jaejoong winked at Yunho and pulled the dart out of the wall, "You popped a big balloon, which means you get a big prize!"

One thing was running through Yunho's head. This can't be happening.

Tiffany blinked as she stared at Jaejoong. She started to grin, "You work here Jaejoong oppa?"

"As matter of fact, this is a job you didn't know I had. And do you know why you didn't know I had this job?"

Tiffany sweeped her bangs out of her eyes, "Why?"

At that moment, a teenage kid with the nametag 'Larry' climbed into the booth. He looked Jaejoong up and down. "What are you doing in my booth, man?"

"Why, Tiffany? It's because I don't actually work here." Jaejoong fixed the cap he was previously wearing onto Larry's head. "Anyway, Yunho, you're amazing prize is... Well... It's me!"

Yunho face-palmed.

"And for the lady," Jaejoong snatched a huge stuffed dog off the rack of prizes. "A huge dog thing!"

The teen jumped out of the booth and shoved the dog into Tiffany's arms while he latched onto Yunho's arm.

"Thanks, Jaejoong oppa! This is really cute!"

Yunho glared at the older while Tiffany was distracted with her huge dog.

"What are you doing here?"

"Tiffany invited me!"

"No she didn't!"

"Uh, yes, she did. Rememeber a couple of hours ago in the dance room? She told me to tell you where you guys were going. Clearly, an invitation. You don't remember? Are you thinking about me too much, Yunnie?" Jaejoong played with Yunho's hair.

Yunho didn't pull away from his friend's touch. "I'm pretty sure when Tiffany told you to tell me where we were going, it didn't mean 'OH! PLEASE COME ALONG JAEJOONG AND SABOTAGE YUNHO'S DATE AGAIN LIKE YOU DID IN HIGH SCHOOL'!"

"Hey! You said it wasn't a date!" Jaejoong huffed and squeezed Yunho's hand tighter.

"It's not really... At least I think it's not..."

"Tiffany!" Jaejoong called out and the girl tore her eyes away from the dog to focus on him.

"Yes?"

"You don't mind me tagging along on your date with Yunho, right?"

"Date?" Tiffany's mouth hung open and her cheeks tinged pink. "O-Oh... Actually, Jaejoong oppa..."

"Thanks, Fany!" Jaejoong blew her a kiss and dragged Yunho to a roller coaster.

Tiffany touched her cheek as if Jaejoong's lips had been there.

She felt her cheeks heat up. Again.

Junsu had no comment.

"What? You don't have any interruptions or any laughing fits?"

"Hyung, I have no idea why you stopped. My ears were open one hundred percent."

"Was it because Jaejoong hopped into the story?"

"One hundred percent."

Yunho rolled his eyes. "Jaejoong basically never gave me a chance to talk to Tiffany for the whole time, so onto the Ferris Wheel. Jaejoong went into the bathroom, and while he was in there, I hurriedly ushered Tiffany to the Ferris Wheel."

Tiffany got into the carriage after Yunho. "After this, will you and Jaejoong oppa take me home?"

Yunho mentally frowned at the mention of Jaejoong. "Of course."

"I had a lot of fun, Yunho oppa." Tiffany rested her head on Yunho's shoulder.

The older put an arm around her waist. "Me too, Tiffany."

The two sat in the carriage and watched the lights glow all around the park.

"Oppa... I really need to tell you something..." Tiffany stared into Yunho's eyes as they neared the end of the ride.

Is this where she tells me she loves me? "What is it?"

"I... I really like someone... But I don't think I'll ever see them again because they're leaving..."

"You should really tell them. No matter what. As long as the person knows."

"Y-You're right... Yunho oppa..."

"Hmm?"

Tiffany could feel her heart beating hard against her chest. "I... I'm... I'm..."

"It's okay to say it, Tiffany."

"I-I'm in love with..."

The operator of the Ferris Wheel opened the door of the carriage, "Ride's over, please step out."

"JAEJOONG OPPA!!"

Yunho felt all the blood drain from his face. "WHAT?!"

"YAH! YOU GUYS LEFT ME!" Jaejoong reached out and gripped Yunho's shirt, forcefully pulling the younger male out. "HOW COULD YOU, YUNNIE?!"

Yunho let Jaejoong shake him, he was still in shock.

Tiffany timidly got out of the carriage and lightly poked Jaejoong's shoulder.

Jaejoong wrapped his arms around Yunho's lifeless body and gave Tiffany a death glare.

"Jaejoong oppa..." Just tell him, Fany, you can do it!

"I... I really like you!"

Jaejoong dropped Yunho, the teen falling to the floor with a thud. "Huh...?"

"I think you're really funny and and cute, and I love your eyes and your voice and you work really hard and I really like you!"

"Miss, you forgot this doggy toy." The operator held out the plushie.

Tiffany giggled when she embraced the dog. "I love you Jaejoong oppa, I hope you do well when you debut tomorrow!" She gave the dumbfounded male a shy kiss on the cheek and skipped away.

"Tiffany... loves me?"

Yunho stood up and sighed. "Apparently."

"Aw, don't be jealous, Yun! I'm still yours!"

"Lovely." Yunho couldn't help but grin.

"Now, since we are at an amusement park, I want cotton candy." Jaejoong jumped onto Yunho's back and draped his arms over the taller teen's neck. "But I'm tired. Making sure you're mine is a hard job, you know. Carry me?"

Yunho put his hands under Jaejoong's thighs, "Thanks for asking before you got on."

"No problem."

"What a twist of events."

Yunho nodded in agreement, "Yup."

"So when did you ask Jaejoong out?"

"Hold your horses, Junsu. There's still one other girl."

"A third one? How could you even try to date anyone when Jaejoong hyung was watching your every move?"

"I'll tell you how. It went something like this..."
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This was weird writing for two reasons:
1. 18 and 15 is a bit weird... Tiffany's 3 year gap with Yunho messed me up T_T
2. My name is Tiffany. lol. Maybe that's why I didn't let Jaejoong beat me up? x]

chaptered: those 3 times, pairing: jaejoong/yunho, fandom: dbsk, author: hyuukie

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