Title: Volleyball Blues
Author:
hyuukieChapter: 6
Pairing: YunJae [main], Jaemin, Yoosu
Summary: Jaejoong tries out for volleyball wearing his sister's shorts. Chaos arrives.
A/N: OMG, I haven't updated this in a month :( Hope you still remember this fic ;D
Disclaimer: Don't own the pairing
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Chapter 5 Yoochun was feeling very paranoid and jumpy when he arrived at school, books in hand.
"Hey Yoochun I--"
"Wah!" the said teen's books went flying into the air when he threw his arms up and kicked the person who suddenly called him.
"Yah! What was that for?!" Yunho rubbed his sore arm, where the younger's foot had perfectly hit, "I was just going to say good morning!"
"O-Oh... Well, good morning. I... uh... Hi."
"Hi."
There was a very, very awkward silence.
Yoochun had got down on all fours to pick up his books when the captain had approached them, "Hey you guys!"
"Morning."
"Hey, Yoochun. I was wondering... You're good friends with Jaejoong, right?"
Yoochun's eyes narrowed with suspicion as he stood up, but even standing straight he was no match with the older teen's height, "Yeah. My buddy. Bestest friend. Soulmate. And if anything happened to him, I'd kill the nearest person."
Changmin's smile did a 180 degree flip, "What?"
"Uh... Nothing. So what about Jaejoong?"
Changmin's smile returned, "I'm taking him out today. Do you know what type of food he likes?"
"Sweet things."
"Places to go?"
"Zoo."
"Flowers?"
"Dandelions."
"He... He likes dandelions?"
"Yeah, yeah. He does. Loves them a lot."
"... Why do I highly doubt that?"
"Are you saying a man can't love dandelions?! Hell, why the hell would a MAN even like flowers?! What makes you think Jaejoongie even likes flowers?! He may, just a little bit look like a girl, but that doesn't mean he is one!" Yoochun patted the left side of his chest, "Deep down, he's hardcore MAN!"
Changmin backed up a little, "... Right. Dandelions it is. Thanks..."
"Oh! Capt, when are you going on this date?"
"Around five thirty."
"Nice. Right. Okay. Gives me a perfect amount of time to stop you."
"What?"
Yoochun put on a dumb face, "Huh, what?"
Changmin raised a brow, "You just said something."
"I did not."
"But you just said--"
"Yunho! Look at that girl's shoes! Those are some nice shoes." Yoochun glanced at the older male, who stared back with a bewildered look on his face.
"Who?"
"Her!" Yoochun pointed frantically at a group of girls wearing skirts a little too short, "Those are some awesome sparkly, cute, pink shoes. Let's go ask her where she got them!"
Yoochun grabbed Yunho's arm and dragged him towards the group of girls, leaving Changmin to wonder when his teammates became so strange to the point of asking about cute pink shoes.
"Your shoes! I love them!" Yoochun told the random girl enthusiastically, pretending to spazz over the ridiculous looking shoe. "Where ever did you get it?"
"Thanks!" The girl replied, as if a guy asking about shoes was totally normal, "I got them at--"
Out of the corner of his eye, Yoochun saw Changmin pick up his phone and walk away, disappearing into the crowd of teens.
"Yeah, great. I'll go shop there too. Come on, hyung." Yoochun pushed Yunho away from the group of girls as that one girl got carried away with shoe talking.
"Five thirty. I didn't actually expect their date to happen so soon."
"I didn't either. Yoochun, were those facts about Jaejoong true?"
Yoochun snorted, "No. Jaejoongie likes spicy food. He hates zoos since he thinks they smell and he's always paranoid that a lion or monkey with attack him, and he's allergic to dandylions. He loves lilies, possibly picking them with a partner instead of store bought and fake ones, parks, especially the swings and if someone pushes him on the swings, and going down the slide with a partner right behind him. I'm his bestest friend. I would know."
Yunho knew Yoochun and Jaejoong were only friends, but it still bothered him a little bit how close they were.
"What goes first again? You getting Jaejoong back or me getting Jaejoong?"
Yoochun thought for a moment, "Definately me getting Jaejoongie back. I'm more important."
Yunho scoffed, "Thanks. Thanks a lot, Yoochun."
"But you're important too, just I come before you."
"I get it. We should go to class now. Remember, check out the team list before going into the cafeteria. It's posted right beside the doors. Practices are listed below too."
"Thanks, hyung. I don't think I'll make it though."
"Nonsense. Trust me, you'll be on that list." Yunho smiled and waved goodbye before running down the halls.
When Yoochun entered class, a paper plane flew right past him, just barely missing his nose. "Oh geez. What the hell?"
"Hey, Yoochun-ah!"
"Junsu?"
The said boy smiled brightly and hopped off Yoochun's desk, "Jaejoong wanted me to pass a message to you."
"J-Jaejoongie?"
"Yes!" Junsu held out a crumpled piece of paper with some sort of stain on it. "He said... He apologizes for the um... The stain of the... unquestionable."
Yoochun accepted the note, careful not to touch the stain, "Thanks, SuSu."
"... S... SuSu?"
"Yeah. Is it okay if I call you that? You're just so cute!" Yoochun leaned closer to the younger and blew into his ear.
Junsu felt a blush spread across his face and he trembled a bit, "H-Huh..."
"Are you coming to volleyball practice? The actual team is playing."
Junsu was thankful for the change of subject, "I'm not really sure..."
"You have too!" Yoochun grabbed the shorter male's shoulders.
"W-Why?"
"Because then who will sit on the bench and stare at me and check me out and drool over my sexiness?"
Junsu's worried face turned into a smile, which he tried to hide by trying to look annoyed, "Right. What sexiness? I just see a moron."
"A sexy moron."
"You--"
"Just come, 'kay? I'll be waiting to see this cute face of yours," Yoochun moved his hands from Junsu's shoulders to his cheeks, pinching the skin and moving his face around.
"Yeah yeah." Junsu slapped Yoochun's hands away and smiled,
"Alright. The teacher should be here soon, so I'm going to go to my desk."
"Oh! Su, is J-Jaejoongie coming to class today?"
"He said he had some stomach problems so--"
"Then could you sit beside me?"
"I... I guess."
During class, Yoochun opened the note and discovered that the stain must have been from Jaejoong's stomach...
Dear Park Yoochun,
So as you know, today I'm going out on a date with Changmin. And I'm looking forward to it. He's taking me out somewhere, and after, I might invite him to my house. :P
But I do feel bad about our fight on the bus... Cuz BFFles aren't supposed to fight, EVER. And you are my BFF. Yeah, you, Park Yoochun, the perverted, freakish, crazy, strange, somewhat disgusting, idiotic, athletic, good-looking, kind, funny, cheerful, great, fun guy that anyone would want to have as a best friend.
(BACK OFF, PARK YOOCHUN IS OFF LIMITS, HE'S MINE. MINE I TELL YOU, MINE. MY BEST FRIEND >:C)
I have to ask you something though, it's about the person sitting next to you~ >:)
Yoochun glanced up from the piece of paper and looked around the room. Person sitting next to him...
On his right was... Kim Hyoyeon? What the hell? He and Jaejoong never even spoke a word to her.
Confused, Yoochun went back to reading the note.
Not your right, you idiot. Your left. LEFT!
The person that's sitting in my seat! And to give you a hint, this person is MALE. MALE.
The teen threw a quick look at Junsu, who was listening intently to the teacher.
Ah, yes, now you've got it. It is about Junsu. I'll talk to you about it later, okay? I need to take care of my stomach, but I'll be at school for lunch. Text me about the team! I wanna go to practice!
Loves-
JJ
Yoochun was happy but freaked out at the same time. Jaejoong forgave him, but was his friend psychic? It was like he was talking to him as he read the note.
The teen just shrugged it off and waited for the bell to ring.
______________________________
Yoochun moved his finger down the list.
He dancing with glee when he landed on his name. He then continued down the list.
"Ah!" He pulled out his phone and flipped it open frantically, as if his life depended on it.
Using his amazing skills at typing on a phone, Yoochun quickly sent his friend a message.
[Sender:] Park Yoochun
[Time:] 11:35
[Subject:] VOLLEYBALL
[Message:]
JJ love, ur on teh team! com 2 practice nao!!!! :))
It was only, literally, a few seconds before Jaejoong's reply was sent.
[Sender:] BFFLOVE (Kim Jaejoong)
[Time:] 11:35
[Subject:] RE: VOLLEYBALL
[Message:]
yay! (: be there soon! thankies<33
[Sender:] Park Yoochun
[Time:] 11:37
[Subject:] RE: RE: VOLLEYBALL
[Message:]
pract. not till afta skool. but com nao cuzz i wanna see u. :D
[Sender:] BFFLOVE (Kim Jaejoong)
[Time:] 11:37
[Subject:] RE: RE: RE: VOLLEYBALL
[Message:]
mhmm. look behind you?<33
"Oh my god! Jaejoongie!"
"Chun!" The two boys embraced each other tightly.
"Yah, you, what are you wearing to volleyball?"
"Shorts."
"What shorts?"
"Sister's."
"Jae--"
"But I told her the pink ones were inapropriate. So she gave me another pair."
"Oh. More decent I hope?"
"I don't know. I just grabbed them and zoomed out of the house."
Yoochun let go of his friend, "Cool. What was that question about Junsu?"
"Oh um... Well. I will, tell you, later. Go eat lunch. Get some energy for volleyball!"
Yoochun chuckled, "Okay. But you HAVE to tell me. Promise?"
"Promise."
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"That's worse. WORSE. Oh. My. God."
"I think this one is better."
"Better? It's worse. It's shorter and it's... It's hot pink..."
"It's not. It's like, purple."
"Now you're colour blind? Jaejoongie, IT'S WORSE. You're not going out there."
Jaejoong's bottom lip stuck out, "Don't repeat the first day of tryouts. Trust me, we're all boys, what could go wrong?"
Everything.
"Nice to see your change in... shorts, Jaejoong-ah," Hankyung commented, not being able to tear his eyes away.
"Thanks! I thought so too."
"I feel... dizzy," Hyukjae swayed a bit, and Sungmin had to rush behind him to prevent him from crashing to the floor.
"The blood is--" Yesung quickly placed a hand in front of his nose, keeping the blood from his nose spilling onto the gym floor.
Yunho and Changmin stared wide mouthed, no words coming out.
"Right. We're all boys. New flash, Jaejoongie, male or female, YOU'RE SHORTS ARE TOO SHORT." Yoochun searched the gym for Junsu as he scolded his friend.
"They're not! You people, aish, we should just play. Let's go!"
Changmin nodded shakily, "R-R-Right. O-Onto court... Six and s-six."
Nobody could concentrate.
Everything Jaejoong did caused hazard.
When he jumped, his shirt would lift, exposing his stomach.
When he ran, he shorts would ride up even higher.
When he lost the ball and lost the point, he would pout his pink lips and make a mad/sad expression.
"Oh come on! That's the billionth time, man!" Yoochun waved his arms around, nearly smacking Jaejoong in the face. "I mean, seriously?! Can't we get through one, ONE game of volleyball, proper volleyball game, and MOVE ON with this practice?! Oh my god!"
Hyukjae placed a hand on Yoochun's shoulder, "Chill man, chill, just take a chill pill."
"Fine, but--" Yoochun's sentence stopped when he noticed Changmin's hand making its way over to Jaejoong's rear end.
"Oh, Jaejoong-ah, you have a nice butt."
Jaejoong's eyes widened and he blushed.
Yunho licked his dry lips and stormed over to Changmin, his footsteps clearly heard throughout the silent gym.
Yoochun saw the anger and ran over to his hyung to stop anything bad from happening.
Whoosh
Changmin fell to the floor, holding the left side of his jaw. "Shit!"
Everyone gasped and Yoochun nervously glanced at Yunho, who was breathing heavily.
"You can't touch Jaejoong!"
"What the hell, Jung!" Jaejoong yelled after the shock faded away.
"You just... You just punched me," Changmin stated stupidly, wiping the blood away from his cut lip and fingered his already swelling jaw.
"H-Hyung..." Yoochun's mouth hung open.
The doors of the gym opened suddenly, causing everyone to snap out of their daze.
Junsu was alarmed by the scene in front of him and the quiet, awkward atmosphere. "I-Is practice over?"
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Ah, sorry if this chapter isn't good... D: It didn't write out how I planned :(
Merry Christmas everyone! :) Hope you have a great holiday! (Filled with lots and lots of YunJae and DBSK :D)
(Apologies for any grammar/spelling mistakes - will fix them later. :P)
BTW, you guys like the new banner for lt_library I made? Isn't it SEXY >;D