Best. 50Shades. Parody. Ever.
The 50 Shades of Chicken Cookbook
"Do you have any idea what I'm about to do to you?" "No," I breathe. "No, what?" he asks menacingly. "No, Chef." He ties my ankles together tightly. The twine is tight but not so that it bites into my skin. I feel restrained but strangely free. An electric charge thrills dangerously up my spine.
"Do you have any idea what I'm about to do to you?" "No," I breathe. "No, what?" he asks menacingly. "No, Chef." He ties my ankles together tightly. The twine is tight but not so that it bites into my skin. I feel restrained but strangely free. An electric charge thrills dangerously up my spine.