I'm SUCH a cheap valentine. OOC POST

[lt_col_sheppard]

As a gift to my fellow players, whom I love above all others, I offer the HUGE SPAM POST OF LOVE AND QUOTES!!

Names have been changed to player names to protect the innocent. Enjoy, you guys--and I love yas.

WARNING--MAY NOT BE WORKSAFE--CONTAINS NAUGHTY WORDS TOO! YAAY!

Comments

[sgt_c_lenoir]

*has never been compared to a dildo before*

[lt_col_sheppard]

*wonders if maybe we should get used to it*

[sgt_c_lenoir]

*thinks whoever's pulling the strings is probably crazy, but doesn't really mind - at least the sex is good*

[lt_col_sheppard]

*exactly*, Kid--we've got it good--there are worse things out there
*coughMPREGcough* I think alltogether we're really lucky. Don't dwell on the sanity of the puppeteers, though--thataway lies fangirl squee *shudder*

[sgt_c_lenoir]

Yeah, we've got it real good. Plenty of sex, just enough angst and drama to keep things interesting...at least we're not stuck in a deathfic somewhere. Or worse...*shudders* pure het.

[dr_macgregor]

*glare*

[sgt_c_lenoir]

Hey, I did qualify it to pure het. Some het's okay, so long as I can still have my boy-buttworksafeing.

[dr_rodneymckay]

*throws an arm over Chuck* Yep. What he said. *smiles cheerfully*

[sgt_c_lenoir]

Excuse me for a moment...*drags Rodney into the nearest storage closet and is ravished*

[dr_rodneymckay]

*manages to waggle his eyebrows at everyone before he's dragged away* Duty calls and all that.

[dr_macgregor]

*jaw drops*

Oh my god. Rodney McKay, you absolute chickenhawk! Didn't anyone tell you you're not supposed to molest the guy who lets you back through the gate?

*whispers very quietly*

And if you tell this young *boy* anything about me, Radek, and John, I will string you up like a rack of drying cod, understand?

[dr_rodneymckay]

*looking well and truly (notworksafe) to care* I'm sorry, did you say something? Cause, I gotta tell ya, this kid? GREAT lay. *shivers*

*rolls eyes* Yes, yes, fine. Why do you people think I spill secrets at the drop of a hat? *absently rubs his right forearm*

[dr_macgregor]

It's not that, Rodney. Just that Radek tells me you occasionally *babble* when it's good.

[dr_rodneymckay]

*eyes narrow* He did, did he? Well, I don't babble about secrets. Just, you know, how (soooooo notworksafe!) and (so sorry it's not worksafe!). Mind-blowing (NWS) does that to me. I wouldn't babble about you three unless I was actually with you three which, let me tell ya, isn't gonna happen. Not with you there, sorry.

[lt_col_sheppard]

*raises a questioning brow* Rodney *tell* me you're not telling this new kid *ahem* "company secrets".

hmmh--he is kinda cute--think he can teach the old boyfriends some new tricks?

[dr_rodneymckay]

*rolls eyes* That is the worst euphemism I've ever heard, Colonel. But, no, I'm not.

*smirks* Well, he IS fairly talented. Give me some time and I can mold him into a true master.